baby gone bonkers!
2007-01-02 03:49:03 · 12 answers · asked by Robfev 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
think yourself reasonably lucky, i have 3 year old twins and a 20 mth old who are currently decimating balamory island..miss hooley will never be quite the same again, they have vandalised fifi forget me not s house, after totally gutting the koala brothers homestead.
they did me a favour earlier when they decided theyd quite like to play carpet bowls with the baubles on the christmas tree...i was going to take it down today anyway...
i bought 7 rolls of winnie the pooh wallpaper for the nursery a few weeks ago, unfortunately whilst i was on the phone they did an andrex puppy impression with 5 of the rolls....
enjoy it while he s little...it ll get worse,much worse before you see the light at the end of the tunnel, and you ll smile inanely like me when he dances along to boogie beebies for the first time.
xxxx
2007-01-02 03:59:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember when my first boy was about 18 months old, and i'll never forget this!! I can only watch my downstairs tele when i have the remote (to switch it onto scart), anyway i couldn't find the remote control anywhere, and we looked absolutely everywhere, checked the usual places like toy boxes and back of chairs, but it was no where to be found. I done without my big tele for 3 days when i decided to put a video on, but.... the video would not go inside the machine! Realising there was no video already in i looked in the flap and there it was!!! Pushed inside the video player like video!! We had to unscrew the whole thing to get it out! All i can say is now we have our second tear away toddler is ... thank God for dvd players!!!!!
2007-01-02 08:30:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time to child proof. Go thru and put the little plastic things in the plugs and check all cords. Make one room a baby safe room. Put up anything he can reach for a while as telling him No doesnt work at this age.
2007-01-02 03:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by elaeblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sympathize alongside with your desire to have a newborn yet this may well be a foul, undesirable undesirable theory! Legally: not in undemanding terms can your pal get fired if caught, in maximum places this may well be a criminal. and you're an adjunct. till you opt for to have a toddler in detention center, overlook it. Biologically: there's a reason in vitro fertilization is a low yield proposition: The situations do not want impregnation. for this reason it generally takes quite a few tries. enable's settle for it - the "conventional" way of fertilization generally takes a quite a few tries (on common). Ethically: people who donate sperm gain this under very strict situations and under the insurance that their genetic textile would be used accurately. they have a suitable to have that expectation fulfilled. And what could you tell your newborn? That they have been the made from a criminal offense? Please re-examine.
2016-12-15 07:05:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My great grand son has just emptied a large bowl of potpourri down the back of the side board and chucked his baby bath ducks down the loo.
2007-01-02 03:56:13 · answer #5 · answered by Xtine 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my son is absolutly crazy hes 17 months old hes got a fake laugh and hes really cheeky he hides our tv remotes and our bank cards, he pulls everything out from where he can reach, after 5 mins of tidying up its a complete mess again, hes a lickle devil but i love him lol
2007-01-02 09:38:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got an 8 month who has just started crawling-only backwards!
this means she gets stuck under the chairs and crimbo tree which is a bugger coz i have to go rescue her!
2007-01-02 05:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by jiving 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All children go crazy when they are starting to get about. My eldest set light to the bathroom when he was three!!!!!! we can laugh about it now, although not at the time.
2007-01-02 08:56:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
right now my son decided that he likes being in my living room closet since her learned how to walk and open the door he likes to hide in there when it is bath time. I think it is really amusing.
2007-01-02 04:15:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my little boy (18months) keeps gettin in to the bath room and playin in the toilet or runnin up and head buttin doors he also keeps puttin his hands on the floor with his legs straight and wavin at us through his legs he also thinks its hillairiuos to hassel my moms dog by stoppin the dog gettin on his bed and tellin his dad to shut up and stop it when he sings to him
2007-01-02 09:19:40 · answer #10 · answered by theoriginalbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋