Any insults?

Question

I know its petty, but I have recently heard from someone who, a few years ago, did something REALLY awful to me and it lasted for a long time. I got over it and moved on, but there is just this need to make that person feel as awful as I did, preferably by just having something really cutting to say..

Anyone any good at insults?

Answer 1

Oscar Wilde was pretty good if you can find a collection of his quotes......alternatively why don't you try to rise above it? You might feel better in the long run and prove yourself to be the better person.
Happy New Year.

Answer 2

Obviously you didn't move on like you say you did... or there wouldn't be this need to "get back at them". And you might want to think about this: If you do something to make that person feel as bad as you did, aren't you just lowering yourself to their level??? Do you REALLY want to sink so low?

So why not stay above all that.... just act like you really did move on.... Move on..... ignore the person that really hurt you. It's not worth being like someone you don't appreciate or like.... I mean, really. Be a better person. That's the best revenge.

And perhaps you can just tell the truth... if that person gets in touch with you and wants to remain in touch, try telling them that you aren't interested in having anything to do with someone who cares so little for others...

Answer 3

You never really get over something until you have your revenge. I was bullied by the same girl for 10 years and I look forward to the day I make her pay. Moving on isn't always the best option. And it amuses me that she grew into a very overweight and extremely ugly woman.

Answer 4

lol, used to know loads of them but that was years ago, I wouldn't bother if I were you, not worth it, just ignore them pretend their dead.

http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/insult.html

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested

Answer 5

If you have "moved on" then why do you feel the need to insult them. I am guessing you really haven't and so resorting to childish behaviour is not going to make you feel any less hurt in the long run.

Answer 6

No insult. I don't go by insults. I'v always been more manipulative. It's true, If you have an enemy, become their best friend. I just have to be sure to stay strong and not fall into them. One time I did and found myself hurt after I hurt them. However this person still does know they got mind played. So just be careful.

Answer 7

instead of insulting them, just ignore them, and that way they will see that, even though they did something awful to you, you are a bigger person and can get over it, so they didn't succeed.


P.S.: It's not a good question to ask on here, because if we write the actual insults we will get reported. lol and good luck with the bully.

Answer 8

I don't think you should lower yourself down to that level. But, what the heck, you seem to want some insults. Try: "you're like McDonald's fries! Cheep and greasy!"

Answer 9

A good insult from someone who picked the name Sparkley? You're setting yourself up again.

Answer 10

hey, you got a mirror? oh wait, why would you have one? you'd probably break it...

i'll offer to pay for your attitude adjustment, because you certainly need one.

how do you feel when someone does something horrible to you? oh wait, i forgot - you don't have any feelings

hope these help, and good luck