2007-01-02 00:30:51 · 5 answers · asked by Pichka 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
The song appeared in the Episode 315 titled "Mr Hanky's Christmas Classics" (originally aired in 1999)
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0705944/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hankey's_Christmas_Classics
The lyrics:
Artist: Mr. Garrison Lyrics
Song: Merry F...ing Christmas Lyrics
Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...
"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry f...ing Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ***
and f...ing celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!
They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry f...ing Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ***
and f...ing celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.
On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...
Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry f...ing Christmas
God is going to kick your ***
You infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry f...ing Christmas to you.
On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry F...ing Christmas, To You!
(Clapping)
Thank you Mr. hat
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2007-01-02 01:50:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-24 09:11:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-28 06:40:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agree it was mr Hankey"s christmas classic"s and i believe that the liberal tight a---s are talking about suing the makers because of the racist abuse and content. Honest to god all these f-----g idiots have lost there sense of humour if you cant laugh at yourself we may as well all just give up the ghost and turn the world back to the animals
2007-01-02 12:28:53 · answer #4 · answered by celtic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know... but I get the impression you would like to watch the clip...
2007-01-02 00:41:23 · answer #5 · answered by Mr Cellophane 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋