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What is it with this idiotic lemming instinct that says we can only have eggnog at Christmas and New Years? What if I have to have it in July or August?

2007-01-02 00:30:35 · 13 answers · asked by Kokopelli 7 in Society & Culture Holidays Other - Holidays

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Make your own.http://www.epicurious.com/drinking/find/results?type=drink&search=eggnog

2007-01-02 00:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by Angela F 5 · 1 0

My dear man. Of course you can enjoy your favorite type of egg nog in July. However you will have to deal with with the Holiday PC crowd on your own. I would offer to help but I still have pains from the slings and arrows I was submitted to when I committed the blasphemous act of eating Chinese take out on Thanksgiving. And I still have nightmares from the time I suggested that it would be a good idea for all women to give birth on Labor day. Oh, the pitch-forks and torches of the locals marching up the hill to my house!! I still shudder at the thought.

Best suggestion. Slam down a six pack and shoot off your gun on the 4th of July. Sometimes it's better to bend then get beat up.

2007-01-02 10:27:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

To make eggnog yourself, start by typing "eggnog recipes" in your Yahoo search engine and start reading the search results. I can't comment about the "lemming instinct" part of the question.

2007-01-02 00:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by zubadad 1 · 1 0

Egg Nog is made in heaven by God and he only sends it to earth in December and since it's a parishable it would have ecoli by the time July rolled around. If you try to hang on to it that long you would burn in hell. But then again, you could try freezing it but I think you will still burn in hell. Better not try it just in case.

2007-01-02 00:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by booger 3 · 1 0

have the eggnog your still celebrating Christmas, and if not there no law that say you can't drink it when ever you want.

2007-01-02 01:48:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

In that case, you need to learn to make your own, O Mystical Spirit. Toot thou thy flute outside someone else's hogan this evening; my daughters are already married. Hota hey.

2007-01-02 00:34:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Buy your chickens in July

2007-01-02 01:29:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

eggnog freezes, you have a freezer, problem solved.

2007-01-02 00:34:40 · answer #8 · answered by rand a 5 · 1 1

Then make some yourself and enjoy it!

2007-01-02 04:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i've wondered this too! it must be available somewhere in the summer.

2007-01-02 00:32:48 · answer #10 · answered by iwa 2 · 1 0

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