2007-01-02 00:20:41 · 11 answers · asked by DAVE 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Put your face into the carpet and it should come naturaly but just don't use your teeth! ;-D
2007-01-02 00:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by * 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What you do is go to a carpet store, look at their cut off pieces they sell, find one you like and purchase it. Then you take it home and get a plate, fork, steak knife (best for cutting carpets), salt and pepper and some tomato or BBQ sauce....
Then you sit down and MUNCH CARPET...
2007-01-02 08:25:06 · answer #2 · answered by Spunky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If wall to wall, you must pull up a corner or lay face down, preferably under a side table where it is clean.
If an oriental rug, then you may do well to sit on floor, lift it up, and much away.
In any case I would vac it first. Dust mites and dust or pet hair could cause choking.
--That Cheeky Lad, more cheeky than ever!
2007-01-02 08:24:55 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personal preference - start at a corner, work your way round the outside, gradually drawing close to the centre.
A little salt and pepper helps too...
2007-01-02 08:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start at the edges. The centre is generally tough!
2007-01-02 08:56:05 · answer #5 · answered by Spiny Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With a good set of molars, baby.
2007-01-02 09:11:35 · answer #6 · answered by This is not ellie29uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u a rug muncher or sumthin
2007-01-02 08:22:27 · answer #7 · answered by hi bbz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the term is slag for oral sex on a female
2007-01-02 08:23:45 · answer #8 · answered by ponitail 55 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, can't help you with your mastication problem
2007-01-02 08:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by silentnonrev 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*slap*
2007-01-02 08:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋