Well, i have just ran out of tampons and i cant get to any shops to buy any! Brother has super glued my feet to the arm chair so i cant move which is quite normal really, he is stood laughing at me though whilst violently line dancing! He has just given me a piece of his kentucky fried chicken and told me to use this instead of a tampon! He has attached a piece of string to the end of it, which was very kind of him! Anyway my question is will it be ok to use the leg of fried chicken as a tampon? sent
2007-01-01 21:35:11 · 21 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Oh god!!Here we go again!! Your NOT funny!!! Cant you see that!!
2007-01-01 23:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by jo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You simple fool, chicken? CHICKEN? Have you never read the bible? It strictly forbids (or forbade???) the use of chicken as a tampon, especially the Colonel's secret recipe.
"Though shalt no use any poultry or fowl for the mopping up of menstrual fluids, especially not on a Tuesday or Friday and when the cooking instructions are not fully known or understood or you shall feel the Lord's wrath and he shall smite you into next week." Eric, Ch5 12-14
If you are not a member of any religion which takes reference from the 'good book' you should be OK, but otherwise use a lamb shank, fat end first. Lamb comes quite high on the Linford Christie scale of meat/menstrual fluid absorption.
Good luck and I hope this is the best period you've ever had
2007-01-02 05:49:03 · answer #2 · answered by Gomduri 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't if I were you. The crispy coating might come off in there and you'll have KFC coming out of you 'till the day you die... It might rot too so you might get Toxic Chicken Syndrome which can be dangerous. I think it might be better to use the chips and tie a bit of string around a bunch of them. Then you can choose the desired size for your flow. Good Luck! x
2007-01-02 06:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Jo_Diva 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i`ve heard that a mcdonalds quarter pounder is far more effective but sadly it falls apart wen pulling it out, but to remedy that just leave the burger out for 24 hours till it toughens up then tie some string around that and u`ll be fine. i know it works cos my ex girlfriend (gertrude) used them all the time. honestly if u leave the burger out for 24 hours they`re good enough to use as a cricket ball :)
2007-01-02 08:37:52 · answer #4 · answered by groundhog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure,why not?just be aware that Shadow might be after the chicken though.
2007-01-02 17:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! You're the weird cat lady! You have very strange sense of humour, must say - chicken? Thought all anyone had these days was turkey leftovers...
2007-01-02 05:39:16 · answer #6 · answered by Just_wondering 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hey you're back! i'd advise you to not to use the chicken, but instead tell Shadow to go buy you some proper tampons! Good luck, get back to me when you've been unglued.
2007-01-02 06:34:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
didn't you know that before tampons were invented everyone used KFC instead? no? are you retarded? everyone knows that! still, you're whole incestual situation of your brother shoving things into your vagina seems to be a little more of an issue.
2007-01-02 05:40:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Noooooooo!!!! The special spices will burn the hell out of your bits!! Brother is being a naughty boy again.Advise him to pop one up his bum bit 1st
2007-01-02 05:56:12 · answer #9 · answered by Nellynoo 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
what are you interbred or what letting your brothe rdo these things id never discuss tampons or periods with my brother i guess your close knit ha
2007-01-02 17:45:21 · answer #10 · answered by becca b 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gruesome! Why don't you try using live chicken? it will soak more.
2007-01-02 06:38:56 · answer #11 · answered by Nina Maria S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋