Like what?
2007-01-01 20:10:35 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When poking sticks at the monkeys, be prepared to dodge the feces they hurl at you.
Don't sit on a cactus while nude.
If you can't beat them join them. And destroy them from the inside.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then sell it on the corner for profit.
If at first you don't succeed, then what the hell is wrong with you?!
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and the cops are gonna show up.
Do not dance with the trains.
Never give a skunk an enema.
And finally...Dance like nobody's watching.
2007-01-01 20:26:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ALWAYS::::::;
Walk Fast & Brisk
Eat Slow
Think Positively
Wake up early morning and late to bed in the night after you feel sleep..
Respect to elders and justice to youngsters...
Eat an apple a day and learn an English word a day !!
2007-01-01 20:23:51 · answer #2 · answered by SESHADRI K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got your pen and paper ready? Here we go:
1. Look on both sides of the street when crossing.
2. Don't chew with your mouth open.
2007-01-01 20:15:41 · answer #3 · answered by Aphrodite 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like dont try to learn anything worthwhile off of "Yahoo Answers" dont get me wrong, its a great place to figure out how to fix a 67 chevy, but, dont try to learn anything general off here, go to the library and read... Make your own opinions from that...
2007-01-01 20:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by eldeeder 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could teach you what all those hard to pronounce ingredients are in your foods. I can also tell you which ones to avoid and why.
2007-01-01 20:14:34 · answer #5 · answered by Amelia 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How to make 'nasal floss' with a piece of cooked spaghetti.
How to dislocate your shoulder, hip, thumb, kneecap, and elbow all at the same time.
Interested?
2007-01-01 20:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by krazykritik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never go up the hill with jack to fetch water
2007-01-01 20:14:37 · answer #7 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you sneeze with your eyes wide open, it may pop. Second thing, when you sneeze, your heart stops for a milisecond.
Don't try the first thing.
2007-01-01 20:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
like Greek
kalimera=good morning
kalinihta=good night~
2007-01-01 20:17:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely. I have one or two things up my sleeve. Are you ready to learn ??
2007-01-01 20:13:21 · answer #10 · answered by wizard of the East 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋