What is the funniest or most interesting thing u ever saw written on a bathroom wall?.?

Question

Someone recently told me about one that said "Please don't step on my children" and it took me a while to get it being as I'm female.

Answer 1

Here I sit, I'm at a loss
Tryin' to sh*t out taco sauce.
When it comes I hope and pray
It doesn't blow my *** away.

and

(underneath a line drawn very close to the ceiling above a urinal):
If you can piss above this line, your local volunteer fire department needs you.

Answer 2

When I was a kid a local store actually had a bathroom where you had to pay a dime to use the facilities. I remember I would always go to the same stall just to read the poem someone put on there:

Here I sit, broken-hearted,
Paid a dime and only farted.
Yesterday I took a chance
Saved the dime, and wet my pants.


And on the bathroom stall wall in a courthouse I was at:
"Mike Smith (not the real name) is a RAPPIST!!!"
I happened to be there another time to support a young woman who had allegedly been assaulted by this same man, so I knew that it was meant to say RAPIST.

Answer 3

as quickly as whilst tenting I had long previous to apply the bathing room interior the process the night, however the lavatories have been those ones that only led right now all the way down to love an 8 foot pit and my glasses slipped off my nostril and into the pit. I had to bypass and hit upon a keep on with try to make somewhat contraption out of tolilet paper to hook around the climate and pull them up yet I wasn't waiting to do it, and then i found out they have been slowly sinking anyhow and that i in all probability did no longer desire them back. So I had to stroll back to the tent variety of huddled close to the floor attempting to stick to human beings's footsteps alongside the course, with the aid of fact i'm surely variety of blind. And that grew to become into in all probability the main disgust element i've got ever had to do, as nicely something else that i'm tempted to declare yet i'm going to restrain myself... :)

Answer 4

Don't throw toothpicks in the urinals...crabs pole vault.
Please don't throw cigarette butts in the urinals...wet ones are hard to light.
The painter's work was all in vain! The craphouse(edited) poet strikes again!
No matter how much you wiggle or jiggle or dance, the last drops of pee(edited) always land on your pants!
One above the urinals said,"Please don't eat the big white mints!"

Answer 5

If You Stink Then You Must Be A Chink,lol

Answer 6

Alright.. On the door it says "look to your right.."

So I looked to my right, then it says "look towards your left"

So I did, then it says "look towards your back"

Then I looked and then it said..."Stop wasting time looking around and get it over and done with"

Answer 7

yes, my name on the wall along with my friends number, and we didn't write it, and that i can be contacted for the exam answers...

Answer 8

Those who write on heaven's walls
Should mold their s### into little balls
And those who read those lines of wit
Should eat those little balls of s###

Answer 9

This is you: (And there was a drawing of what it probably would look like from the toilet bowl.)

Answer 10

i have never seen anything writen on a bathroom wall