Whats the worst name for a baby...?

Question

I wanna be like the celebrities and give my baby a horribly terrible unique name...bring on your worst!

Answer 1

I was saddled with an unusual name and plan on making my children suffer for my pain.

If I have a son, he will be called Thor! (Yes, the exclamation point IS part of the correct spelling).

If I have a daughter, she will be named after whatever I was drinking the night (day) of her conception. I'm hoping it's a wine day (Pinot is so much prettier than Jameson 18 year).

And, of course, every child's middle name will be the name of the place where they were conceived:

Thor! Ford Mustang
Pinot JetBlue

You get the idea.

This assures a unique name with a special story each child will be excited to hear year after year on his or her birthday.

Answer 2

Why would you do that to your child!
when you are making millions of dollars and live in Hollywood you can name your little girl Apple, or if you are really rich and hot like Demi Moore you can name your daughters Tallulah and Scout and everybody will think you are so cool and "unique", but when you make 200 dollars a week , work at a fast food restaurant and don't know how to spell it is SO NOT COOL! and people will think you are the biggest looser.

Answer 3

I heard of a few mothers and fathers who were particular they were getting a lady and went with Jaslynn no count number what. He now is going by Jas (J-ay-s) like the nickname for Jason. also this overseas woman change into giving beginning in an American well being middle and had no idea what to call her baby.She change into searching round and suggested the starting up of the no smoking signal. She named her baby NOSMO as in NO SMOKING the first 5 letters. No shaggy dog tale it truly is for actual. On of my friends teaches him in her type. listed right here are some actual names that i imagine are loopy: Leaken (like the plant a leak, or like a leak on your pipes.) in all likelihood an odd sort of Laken. Beegie (His mothers and fathers were enthusiastic concerning the Bee Gees.) Siberio (No shaggy dog tale- his moms and fathers were both Siberian,and they moved to the States and had little Siberio to assist them remeber their historic previous) Sovanrithy (Sorry no reason) Nachele (stated Na-sh-ell) merely about like Nutshell lol. nicely thats all i can imagine of.

Answer 4

The book "Freakonomics" has a whole section on this. Bad, real-life names included "Loser" "Uneeq" and names that were pronounced A'ran'gello, La'mongello and Shuh-Tead but were spelled Orangejello, Lemonjello and Shithead. I've also heard of women who heard the word "Placenta" in the hospital and wanted to name their daughters that.

BTW, the author said that "Loser" became a real success in life, in a way that his brother "Winner" never did.

Answer 5

The worst I have ever heard about:
There was a Chinese couple who wanted to name their child an English word. Without learning its meaning BEFORE the naming, they used the most beautiful sounding word they ever heard:
Diarrhea.

Answer 6

If I have a child:

I don't like to name my child that they make up that are named from a dictionary, fruit, objects, or things or ...

... AND NO OFFENSE IF YOUR ONE OF THE FOLLOWING ETHINICITIES:

African American Names
Some Spanish Names
and other Foreign language names.

I just like to name my child that means something.

Answer 7

Brangelina

Answer 8

Eldred

Answer 9

My husband suggested Glostych (pronounced glow stick) with an umlaut. I liked Isosceles ("i-SAW-sell-ees") -- like the triangle.

Answer 10

Rolf