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Massive EDIT: Oh Dear *Lord*, what was I *Thinking*?? O_O

I mean, *Bat-Mite*? I'm probably the ONLY one here old enough to get that one, *lol*. :) So in the grand tradition of DC-style Continuity Edits....my previous lameness Officially Didn't Happen. :p

So.....literally answering the Question in front of me. If *I* were Batman, I'd likely only be the suckiest Batman ever, seriously. I doubt I'd even be remotely fit for the job....

But, assuming I wasn't, and I had that extra space on the Belt. :)

I'd install a Mini-Belt Alarm, attached to a Micro Phantom Zone Projector. Why? Because *any* fool with speed, from The Flash to Superman, to any *number* of out-of-town bad guys has this most *annoying* habit of always *yanking* the belt off the waist....

So...install the Belt Alarm, so I'd be warned of any impending High-Speed Removal attempts...then connect it to the Micro Phantom Zone Projector so that when the Speedster of the Week makes his grab, BAM! Off to the Zone he goes, I get to keep the belt, Problem Solved! =))

And as for condoms....why, my whole SUIT is one BIG freaking condom, hello??

2007-01-01 17:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0 0

Condoms

2007-01-02 01:20:29 · answer #2 · answered by Haven17 5 · 0 0

A Silver Surfer suit!

2007-01-02 01:20:34 · answer #3 · answered by Silver Surfer 3 · 0 0

A tooth brush. I must brush my teeth at least 8times a day. Very big on clean mouths. Maybe that why I am going to be a dental hygienist.

2007-01-02 03:54:30 · answer #4 · answered by jipp 5 · 0 0

Rolaids

2007-01-02 01:21:42 · answer #5 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0 0

A guide to coming out of the closet for Robin.

2007-01-02 01:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by sticky 7 · 1 0

A blowup doll to distract some of the more perverted criminals.

2007-01-02 01:22:57 · answer #7 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 0 0

A set of spare keys. Maybe that way, I'd be able to find them for once.

2007-01-02 01:22:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

American Express ,Never leave the Bat Cave with out it.

2007-01-02 01:22:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

probably a ipod or something like that...a little background music never stopped a hero from catching a villian

2007-01-02 01:21:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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