I've thought this out myself and have my own opinions but would like to take a general concensus. Please back up your answer and yes, i know i have too much free time
2007-01-01 17:10:13 · 7 answers · asked by Ryan H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
what part of "back up your answer" don't you people understand
2007-01-01 17:18:31 · update #1
assume vader is real and TR is alive
2007-01-01 17:20:50 · update #2
ok heres how i thought it would happen
If Darth Vader and Teddy Roosevelt did get into a fight, it would almost certainly take place right next to the Grand Canyon because they would both be there to take great vaction pictures. Then out of mutual hatred for each others political beliefs they would do battle. Well Vader would get out his lightsaber and Teddy would get out his giant hunting rifle and a bowie knife. Then Teddy would try to shoot Vader but he would just use the force to deflect the bullets. Then Vader would do some type of unrealistic super jump to fly up to Roosevelt and slash at him with his lightsaber, but Teddt would be too quick and slice the lightsaber with his knife; effectivily destroying both weapons. This would make Darth Vader so angry he would forget he could choke him with the force and instead commence to wail on Teddy with his killer robot fists. But, not being one to die, Teddy would punch at him repeatadly, only to realize that Vaders powers made him too
2007-01-01 17:36:51 · update #3
fast. So he would tackle him and they would fall off the edge into the grand canyon and into the Colorado river. This is where Teddy Roosevelt would surely kill Darth Vader by shoving migrating salmon into his suit and destroy the systems. Thus, Teddy Roosevelt would defeat Darth Vader.
2007-01-01 17:37:55 · update #4
Teddy Roosevelt would win because he is a real person. Darth Vader is not real from what I understand, but I could be wrong....
If he is real ... don't tell him what I said OK?
2007-01-01 17:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by Jay M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Roosevelt would try to talk Vader out of a fight, after all, he was the first American to be awarded the Nobel Prize, in 1906, for negotiating peace in the Russo-Japanese War.
But if that didn't work...
Vader might use the dark side of the force and destroy Teddy...or at least cut off his hand?
Question?
What if it wasn't salmon migrating season????
Then what would happen?
2007-01-01 17:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by ☆thumper203☆ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DARTH VADER would win using the dark force to rip Teddy's head off his shoulders and catching all the presidential, life giving blood that spewed out and giving it to his alien pet "Shereto"!!!
As a special treat. Darth Vader would then proceed to dispose of the body in a Ice Crystal and launch into space to forever rotate the planet earth.......
I have too much time on my feet too....!!!
2007-01-01 17:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by ynot69247 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who says pot kills brain cells? And I totally agree with you Teddy would so kill Vader. After all he was just a whiner in a robot body.
2007-01-01 18:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by tootsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see, a fictional character or one of America's toughest presidents. I believe in the good old USA, TR wins.
2007-01-01 17:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by Paul K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
darth vader
2007-01-01 17:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by explicitnights 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DARTH VADER OF COURSE!!! T.R. aint got NUTTIN" on him.
2007-01-01 17:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋