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and you knew they only wanted one of you, would you trip your friend or just run side beside until one of you gets randomly speared in the back?

2007-01-01 17:09:37 · 22 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

22 answers

I could feel that spear in my back as we type. but you know what, I'd try to just run side by side but I know for a FACT that she'd be trying to trip me or something *out of panic of course* so I'd try to one up her and then I bet we'd both get speared in the back for being selfish. karma karma.

2007-01-01 17:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 1 0

*This* is where having either a spear of your own, or a firearm preferably, works so well....all you have to do is cripple one of the cannibals up front of the pack, and the scent of the blood should trigger a feeding frenzy that will let you *and* your buddy just plain *walk away*. :D

Hell, now that I think of it, just about anything you could throw with reasonable accuracy could do this, from a baseball to a ninja shuriken (throwing star) to an African throwing iron to a Lawn Dart. And the farther away you can throw it from the better your odds are...in fact....

I daresay the perfect time to do this would be pre-emptively, before they really start to pursue you. =)) As in, get them thinking about *eating* and not hunting, and do it from as far a distance as you can so you have the farthest head start.

Or....you could just find some carcass of a random dead critter (plenty of those in a jungle), get you and your friends smelling all *filthy and rotten* and dead, and they won't touch you....

But then again, you'd end up with hyenas and/or vultures to worry about at some point with that one. :)

Still, you get the point....it isn't about out-running them, the natives aren't *pampered* like we are, and are going to both be in better shape and know the terrain.

It is about out-smarting them and playing off of their customs, taboos, and so on....

Hope this helps! ;)

2007-01-02 01:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0 0

haha thats a odd question
well i would run in front of the friend
so i wouldent get speared in the back
haha
man oh man im greedy
haha

2007-01-02 01:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by babe_cake12 2 · 0 0

Run ahead, and then if he gets speared in the back I could carry him as a shield.

2007-01-02 01:11:32 · answer #4 · answered by fairygothmommy 2 · 0 0

I'd turn around and rip the lead cannibal's arm clean off and beat the rest of them to death with it.

2007-01-02 01:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I would throw myself at the mercy of the cannibals to take me and let my friend go.........all because I love to be "eaten". Goodbye friend, dont you dare worry about me, I'll just be over here getting "eaten".

2007-01-02 01:13:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

if i really cared for the friend and thought that the person would be able to make it i would be a decoy while he/she would run away. but if the friend is fat and slow i would trip that person and save myself.

2007-01-02 01:17:26 · answer #7 · answered by Rock Lee 3 · 0 0

il tell my frend that they shouldnt get neither 1 of us..
we'll have 2 run as fast as we can & 4 as long as we can..
im not goin 2 leave my frend behind.. we're in it 2gether & we're getting out 2gether

2007-01-02 01:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 0 0

I'd distract them and let my friend RUN. Since I'm such a badass, I doubt they'd be able to take me.

2007-01-02 01:12:13 · answer #9 · answered by nunnayo b 2 · 0 0

I suck cuz I'd trip the friend...friends come and go but family is forever!

2007-01-02 01:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by cheekygirl 2 · 0 0

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