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2007-01-01 14:49:41 · 25 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

25 answers

Santa is like the easter bunny and Xenu... he doesn't exsist. I do.

2007-01-01 14:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Yeah I saw him at the mall. He had children come up and sit on his lap and ask him what they wanted for Christmas. But what was funny was there was this one little girl who hugged Santa too hard then his hat came off along with it was his white hair! LOL! Santa Claus must had dyed his hair black and decided to wear a wig so no one noticed..lol...j/k.

2007-01-02 05:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by Bri 2 · 0 0

You know that line from "Santa Claus is coming to town": He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake...
Well, I make sure that I'm asleep and NOT looking for him so that he'll feel comfortable climbing down the chimney and leaving me a present. One thing that puzzles me however: Why is it that the handwriting on the gift tag from Santa always looks like my mom's handwriting? haha

2007-01-02 01:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by Santa C 3 · 0 0

No but Father Christmas left me lovely things in my stocking at my Brother's house, so Father Christmas did go there. Since mum died that is where we hang our stockings, eight of them, including for his brother in law and their children, and Bro and Sis-in-law.
It was wicked!
--That Cheeky Lad

2007-01-02 00:32:40 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0 0

Yes, little children were sitting on his lap when one old bag cried, " That's not nice, you horrible man." And whacked him on the head with her bag. The Security dude was called and the cops came and took him away. All the kids were in tears.

2007-01-01 22:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

seen him
still seeing him
fatty's still stuck in my chimney and it looks like i'm gonna have to let him stay till he loses enough weight to get loose.
he gets grouchy past the actual christmas days. ho ho ho for 2 days only. "get my butt out of here u idiot" the rest of the duration of his stay.

2007-01-01 23:35:33 · answer #6 · answered by implosion13 4 · 1 0

no but if you listen to terry wogan on radio 2 at 7 am he might be on there

2007-01-01 23:06:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nah!
I haven't seen him for a few years, thought he would have mailed me by now!

2007-01-01 22:54:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes my daughter and i saw him in John Lewis about 4 weeks ago - lovely chap

2007-01-01 22:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by Chimera's Song 6 · 0 0

yes me and my daughter saw him at bristol zoo, was quite nice i suppose not as i always imagined him but then my daughter was very shy and wouldnt go near him. lol
happy new year.
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2007-01-02 07:23:06 · answer #10 · answered by sam n 1 · 0 0

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