2007-01-01 14:25:42 · 23 answers · asked by J-Dawn 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Uh..... Charles Bronson......
2007-01-01 14:27:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris.
2007-01-01 22:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
About as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck COULD Chuck Norris.
2007-01-01 22:27:54 · answer #3 · answered by Flea© 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would kick the woodchuck's as* before it got the chance.
2007-01-01 22:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by That one guy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, no one can chuck Chuck Norris, that's a bizzare hypothetical.
2007-01-01 22:28:33 · answer #5 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
James Brown
2007-01-01 22:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris likes wood
2007-01-01 22:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by r6xtc 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Everytime you m@sterbate, chuck norris punches a baby in the face
Sorry, I saw that on a picture yesterday and just had to say it. (Not that I find baby punching funny at all.........)
2007-01-01 22:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a lot because norris weighs about 200 lbs
2007-01-01 22:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It'd be dead before it could chuck the Chuck.
2007-01-01 22:27:56 · answer #10 · answered by Atlas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who the heck is chuck norris
i'm sick of hearing this name
2007-01-01 22:28:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋