if your dog could talk...?

Question

what would you do if your dog just started talking to you...what would you talk about?

Answer 1

if he could scoop his own poop or just use the toilet so i dont have to walk him

Answer 2

I don't have a dog but the dog from next door joins us every weekend when we have coffee with the neighbours. If he could talk he'd probably ask how come I never give him a whole donut.. I just give him bits.

Answer 3

We'd have a big discussion about this behavior. I'd want to know why he decides to pee in the house every once in awhile. We'd also have a talk about how he needs to listen and not be such a big selfish baby when it comes to his toys. He can learn to share.

Answer 4

We would talk about why every now and then he feels the need to piss on my carpet. Once we cleared that up we could talk about whatever he wanted to talk about.

Answer 5

My dog would probably be like, "leave me alone darn human" because I am always petting her when she's asleep on the couch :p

Answer 6

She would talk about how the hairless, two-legged animals (my children) steal all her thunder and eat all the good food.

Answer 7

i would be like finally........i love dogs and am with them almost all the time so we would talk about everything:)

Answer 8

they'd probably want to talk about their jobs and ask for a raise ;o)

Answer 9

i would be like Jesus Christ on a Bicycle! Buddy you can talk! then i would ask him where he goes all day

Answer 10

One night he told me I drink too much.