My partner has gone to bed knackered.....i'm bored!!!!
2007-01-01 11:54:14 · 17 answers · asked by crazeeladee no more 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
I knew i could rely on you guys to make me laugh.cheers everyonexx
2007-01-01 12:01:57 · update #1
Here's a Saddam Hussein joke for you:
Saddam went directly to HELL and met the Devil.
The Devil said, "you can choose how you want to spend eternity in Hell. Look behind door number ONE".
Behind door #1 was the intense heat of the Iraqi desert. Burning sand and all the people had no shoes, their feet were burning, no water, no shade, SOOO HOT!! Saddam said, "No, please, no".
"THEN open door number two? ", said the Devil. And everybody was breathing poison gas, and choking and suffering (like the Kurds) but not dying.. constant suffering from poison GAS.
"OH PLEASE NOOO", said Saddam, "Not door number two for me".
Then the devil opened door number 3....
People were standing up to their armpits in CAMEL CRAP. They were conversing in Arabic, drinking Turkish coffee, listening to music. It smelled terrible, but Saddam liked coffee and conversation.
"OK.. I CHOOSE DOOR NUMBER 3", Saddam said.
"Fine", said the Devil. "OK EVERYBODY, coffee break is over, everybody back down on your knees!"
2007-01-01 11:57:47 · answer #1 · answered by GOMEZ LOPEZ 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
If i had a webcam id do a little dance or somethin to entertain ya. All i have is a cell phone with video on it, but its only like a five second clip. maybe readin this will make you less bored. good luck
2007-01-01 11:58:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
have you knackered him out and you are still bored wow you must be insatiable good grief lucky him how about doing my ironing then ? lol that 'll soon bore you to bed
2007-01-01 11:58:03 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew1968 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make yourself a nice cup of tea and read a copy of The Readers Digest. Oh you don't have copy. Hang on I will be round in five minutes. Don't worry about making any tea?!!!!!!
2007-01-01 12:00:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde walked into a room which contained a mirror inside. If you talked to the mirror and you told a lie, it would suck you up. If you told the truth, it would give you a wish.
The brunette went first. She said "I think I am the prettiest girl in the world." And the mirror sucked her up.
Then the redhead went. She said "I think I am the prettiest girl in the world." And the mirror sucked her up.
So then the blonde went. She said "I think-" and the mirror sucked her up!
(I hope you enjoyed the joke.)
2007-01-01 12:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Another saddam joke........
I've got some nice Saddam Hussein T-shirts for sale.... they're a bit tight around the neck, but they hang well.
2007-01-01 12:10:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a warm bucket of water, go into the bedroom, take your partner's hand and.......... nah, that is just plain mean.
2007-01-01 11:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by Wolfen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dude, check this woman out, shes amazing, draws pictures with sand. truly wow worthy.
http://sandfantasy.com/videoclips/videoclips.htm
2007-01-01 12:01:58 · answer #8 · answered by sslowbliss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are on here you should be as happy as larry who ever he is you are here BY THE WAY HAPPY NEW YEAR
2007-01-01 11:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about I do one of my world famous "Bum Jigs"?
It's a cheeky little dance!
2007-01-01 12:00:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋