Did anyone find a drunk passed out lawn gnome in their front yard this morning?
2007-01-01 09:59:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
After giving mine the sixer of guiness and cab money,he got gone about 1am and in about 10 minutes the cabbie knocked on my door and wanted to use my phone.He called the constable and reported that his cab had been stolen by 2 male gnomes smelling of guiness and some sort of cheap funky musk(mine)(walmart)and 2 slutty gnomesses.I didn't have the heart to tell him he belonged to me.I bet your gnome and mine hooked up via carrier pigeon or e-mail and rang in new years together.I am not paying anymore gnome support.Please let me know if they show up at your house and I'll do the same.I'm gonna kill the little bastard,he will never move from the bird bath if he come's home.
2007-01-01 10:12:05 · answer #1 · answered by harleyman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I saw him passed out naked in a cluster of other lawn gnomes at the Home Depot. He was still wearing his party hat and a big smile on his face, so I'm pretty sure he had a good time last night.
2007-01-01 18:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Darn those gnomes..I had to tie mine down. Good Luck with finding him.
2007-01-01 18:02:29 · answer #3 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did. On my way to work this morning I saw a whole bunch of them passed out naked in the neighbours lilac bush.
2007-01-01 18:03:38 · answer #4 · answered by Classic Girl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I saw him outside and let him sleep it off in the spare room. When He woke up we played around in Answers for a little while. He just left so he should be there in a little while.
2007-01-01 18:04:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I gave him a cup of coffee and he's on his way home right now.
2007-01-01 18:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by Bazinga 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last I saw him he was chatting up a reindeer from the neighbors Christmas display
2007-01-02 07:08:49 · answer #7 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes he is sleeping off his thimble of ale and is snoring so loud that we can't hear the movie. Please come and get him as soon as you can.
2007-01-01 18:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by bramblerock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He went to Travelocity's office, somebody didn't like their trip!!!!
2007-01-01 18:05:23 · answer #9 · answered by Allgeier 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
next to the pink flamingos
guaranteed
2007-01-01 18:04:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋