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The bear is running at 25 miles per hour. How fast do I have to run to avoid being eaten?

2007-01-01 09:50:46 · 29 answers · asked by ivorytowerboy 5 in Science & Mathematics Zoology

29 answers

Just faster than your friend

2007-01-01 09:52:09 · answer #1 · answered by Lauren 3 · 3 1

You don't have to run at all....Trick your friend into thinking that the Bear is really a friendly Bear that has escaped from the Circus...When the Bear begins to maul your friend have a hardy laugh and contimue to choose friends that are less smart then you! Follow this up by video taping the Bear Attack and then put it on You Tube so the rest of us can laugh right along with you!

2007-01-01 09:54:18 · answer #2 · answered by matty441 3 · 1 0

well 25 mph of course becasue the bear can't catch you if you are running the same speed as it and since its chasing you it must be behind you at a distance great enough so that it cant touch you yet or else it wouldn't be chasing you or you could just run faster than your friend lol.

2007-01-01 09:55:10 · answer #3 · answered by Brendan 2 · 0 1

if you are not already within reach of the bear... then you would have to run 25 miles per hour as well. GOOD LUCK!

2007-01-01 09:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by E 5 · 0 1

25 miles per hour... just as fast as the bear. If you're running at the same speed, he'll never catch up to you

2007-01-01 09:51:58 · answer #5 · answered by laura 3 · 0 3

a pair years in the past i became in Kentucky. We went to a park interior a cemetery to feed some ducks and swans some bread. human beings have been petting the swans so i desperate i might attempt. It chased me, and that i fell right into a pond.

2016-11-25 20:54:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Faster than the bear (25 mph) and a few feet ahead because of his slashing / catching you radius XD

2007-01-01 09:53:03 · answer #7 · answered by dan 2 · 0 2

hmm, it depends on if you like your friend or not. if not, then trip your friend and let the bear have him. But if your friend tries to trip you, fall to the ground and act like your dead, and when the bear passes you to chase your friend, crawl into a bush.

that is, if your not busy reading these answers on your computer.

2007-01-01 10:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by ~♥~ I ∫Ôvέ Årt ~♫☼♥ ~ 4 · 0 0

you don't. Drop to the ground and play dead. Your friend will keep running and the bear will chase him.

2007-01-01 09:54:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you can't run faster then the bear, I don't think. Fall to the ground, cover your head and ears with your arms and hands and curl up in a ball!

2007-01-01 09:52:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

well, you must be fast already if you found time to stop and ask a question on how to survive! just stab it in the nose with a stick or bash its head with a rock and you will be okay.

2007-01-01 09:53:29 · answer #11 · answered by Walking Contradiction 3 · 0 0

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