An Englishman and a Scotsman are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road.
Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Scotsman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of sherry. He hands the bottle to the Englishman, whom exclaims,'' may the Scots and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Englishman then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Scotsman, whom replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here."
2007-01-01 09:28:42 · 12 answers · asked by rusty red 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
A man after my own heart.
thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-01 09:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Scotsman worth his salt would have had a bottle of sherry in the car!
Now if you'd said 12 year old single malt whisky, I was right with ya!!
2007-01-01 17:38:21 · answer #2 · answered by bigredrobbo 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bloody funny! You might want to repost in the Jokes section.
--That Cheeky Lad, more cheeky than ever!
2007-01-02 06:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya beauty
2007-01-01 17:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by Spook 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!. Don't you just love the Scottish/English jokes,and especially the Scottish/English/Irish ones.
2007-01-01 17:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by Princess415 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's the 1st sober sweaty ive ever heard of.
2007-01-01 18:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aye right enough, I'll go with BigRedRobbo's answer...preferably Talisker.
2007-01-01 17:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by Flash MacTavish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh there you are again with the long Sh*t come on bruv we havent all got allday
2007-01-01 18:27:09 · answer #8 · answered by C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO nice one shame they are still so gullible
2007-01-01 17:30:48 · answer #9 · answered by shannara 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, very good.
2007-01-01 17:45:00 · answer #10 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋