You have been chosen as a contestant on "the Price Is Right"....can you write an amusing paragraph....

Question

or 2 or more that include these phrases:
1. As I ran down the aisle to take my spot, I tripped and fell into the outstretched arms of one of "Barker's Beauties."
2. The uncontrollable urge I was trying to stifle, finally took over!!
3. So here was the man who half the women of America,and a few men, had kissed!!
4. As I tried lining up my putt, my hands were visibly shaking.
5.When my showcase was revealed, all America fell into a hush.
6. Now what would Paris Hilton ( the tramp) do at a time like this?

Answer 1

I was so excited that I finally got to go see my favorite game show, and I was thinking of how great it was, when all of a sudden, they called my name, "Juanita, will the the next contestant for the Price is Right, come on down. Well I was so excited that as I ran down the aisle to take my spot, I tripped and fell into the outstretched arms of one of "Barker's Beauties." I was so embarassed, but I finally found my way to my spot.
The next item up for bid was a home entertainment center, that I bid $1234.00 00 on it.
When they told me that it was $1235.00 I about died. As I went up on stage, the uncontrollable urge I was tryiing to stifle, finally took over!! Here was the man who half of American, and a few men, had kissed!! Well, I wasn't gonna be left out, so I thru my arms around Bob's neck and gave him a big hug and a juicy kiss.(Then I blushed)

I had to play the golf game and see if I could make the shot, as I tried lining up my putt, my hands were visibly shaking, and I just knew I was going to miss. I took my shot and to my amazement and everyone else's. It went in. So, being the type of person I am, I ran over and gave Bob another big hug and kiss. His comment was, "I could get used to this." I blushed even redder than the first time. This time I had won a new motorhome and a boat.

After we spun the wheel and to my astonishment, I hit $1.00 exactly. No one else even came close. So I got to spin again, and I won the $10,000.00 cause I hit the $1.00 again. I couldn't believe it. God must have really been smiling down on me.

Now it was time for the final showcase, and when my showcase was revealed, all America fell into a hush. I had the opportunity of winning 1 million dollars, plus a trip around the world, and all I had to do was be the closest on my showcase. Well, they showed the other person's showcase, which was really nice, too. He had the opportunity of winning a new home, completely furnished and a new car. He made his bid. Then I made mine. When the closest bid was announced, I fainted, when they brought me to, I found out that I had bid within $12.00 of my showcase, which meant that I had won both showcases. I couldn't believe it. $1 million dollars, a new home, completely furnished, 2 cars, a trip around the world, plus the entertainment center, the motorhome, and a boat. I wondered, now what would Paris Hilton (the tramp) do at a time like this? I decided she would probably get drunk and lay somebody, but I knew that I had more scruples than that, so I took my family to dinner and a show and gave each of them some money.

Then I woke up, and I'm sorry I did, cause I dreamed I was there in Price is Right heaven, oh what a beautiful dream.

Answer 2

I was so excited when MY name was called that as I stood up I grabbed my breasts before running on down. (It's something I do without realizing when I get very surprised.) It only got worse from there. When I finally made it onstage with my $1 bid, I tripped right in front of Bob and ended up kissing Barker's shoes rather that his cheek. We then went to a commercial break rather suddenly because I couldn't stop laughing hysterically. I mean, I've been watching this show off and on since I was knee high, and here I was! On stage!! Finally giving a kiss to Bob Barker ! This one's for you Mom!! XOX