What is the funniest thing you have seen a kid do/say?

Question

The reason I ask is because my little cousin recently done something that still has me laughing when I think about it. We were out to eat at a Mexican Restaurant. Our waitress (clearly a native English speaker) was giving us our drinks and my 6 year cousin started a conversation with her. Then I heard her ask the lady to say merry Christmas in "mexican"......so, the lady said "Merry Christmas" in clear English...but, my little cousin didn't think she did. She raised up both her hands and said in amazement "I understood every word!"......lol.

Answer 1

One day I got my period and had to stay home from school because of too many cramps. My three year old brother asked me why I wasn't at school and I told him I got my monthlies. So anyways, a week later my brother got really sick and he told me this word to word: "uh I don't feel too good! I think I got my monthlies!"

Answer 2

It was a do. When I was 8 I used an old article to capture
dart frogs in a net similar to a cheesecloth garden cover, and
I got about 20. They were native tree varieties and I made an
aquatic terrarium with a small pool and a set of tricks like
diving boards from project done by a real scientist. Well it was
a hit with the homeroom science teacher who PAID me 2 dollars a day to keep it up and running. After several escapes in
the room and hilarious stunts over the frog family it became a
matter of pride to have some. One youngster that was totally
explaining the near professional technique he was fishing with
for a frog our friends stopped in along the pond to tell him to
behave, he was going kinky over frogs, these three girls and
another boy were there to see his pet frog jump right down
his throat by mistake. He said, I did that on purpose, its good for me.

Answer 3

When I was younger, my cousin, who had a history of sleep walking, spent the night with us. I heard her get up, but I didn't hear her go in the bathroom, which one was located in my room. I went to see where she was, I went downstairs and the front door was wide open, to my surprise, my cousin was outside urinating. I didn't want to startle her, so I waited until she was done and then I shook her a little bit and she came to. She had no idea what she had done and to this day, when we're around each other, that night alway's comes up and we laugh, until we can't laugh anymore.

Answer 4

I work with kids so I see millions everyday but 2 I will mention. While eathing lunch my identical twins girls sitting right across from each other one said to the other "man you're ugly" remember they're identical. I laughed. The other my own daughter we were at the store and she got down on her hands and knees and lookin on the ground. "What did you loose honey" Nothing mommy but the man in front of us lost his leg and I am looking for it just then she started to look up his shorts "It's NOT there dear" I said and pulled her away. The man started laughing so hard he thought it was a scream.

Answer 5

That is so funny. I love funny kid stories and I was just talking about this yesterday to a friend. I have a similar one from when I was young, but maybe not appropriate. So I'll tell one of my faves.
Once a noisy flock of geese flew by outside while my family was eating dinner. My then 5yr old daughter said, " Listen to those geeks outside!"

Answer 6

When my son who's now 9 was about 3 or4, I took him shopping with me at WalMart. I had to buy some new bras. I looked up at him and he had a size like 54JJ with his head in one of the cups screaming as loud as his little voice could go "This one would never fit you mom!" (I am a very small chested person) We left very quickly and very red with some other ladies in the department laughing. Now I laugh about it but then it was very embarrassing for me. Now it's very embarrassing for him and I threaten to tell his friends when they are over if he doesn't be good!

Answer 7

In American Funniest Home Videos i once seen in a kindergarten, a cop was invited to give a talk for e kids. Prob 4-6 yrs old kids. So the teacher asked the students "....... and what do policemen do?" and a boy raised up his hand excitedly. so the teacher calls him "...Yes Tim(i dont recall his name)" He answered quite casually " ..they eat donuts!!". n the cop n teacher burst out laughing.

Answer 8

my son which is 9 now,but was only 3 then: we was haveing a family reunion on his grandfathers farm and he(keep in mind my son was country born and country to the core) walked up among the crowd and pulled his pants down and pooped in the yard. looked around and said look daddy i done a number 2.i laughed so hard and so did everyone else.i still get cracked up over it from time to time.so imbarrassing.

Answer 9

When my sister was about 5 we were all getting ready to eat Thanksgiving dinner. She could only see the top of the turkey and looked at my parents with total fear in her eyes and asked "are we having a butt for supper?" 15 years later, we still laugh about that one. And to make it even better, that same year we all went around the table saying what we were thankful for. My sister, same one, said she was thankful for having sex with her big bird. She had gotten this huge big bird for her birthday that year and thought sex was sleeping next to her big bird... It was hilarious...

Answer 10

I'll have to go back to the story about my 4 year old this year. A few nights before Christmas I threatened to call Santa if she did not stop jumping on the bed and go to sleep and she said she was gonna call my mom. LOL!!