What would happen if the human world suddenly lost its males?

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Answer 1

1.) The cosmetics industry would collapse.
2.) Crime would drop.
3.) Wars would end.
4.) Traffic would get worse.
5.) Rock & Roll and Jazz would die.
6.) There'd be more parks.
7.) There'd be a minister of fashion.
8.) Oprah would be president.

Answer 2

The world would finally be a safer and more economically stable place. Contrary to popular belief, women are more logical, calmer, and have the ability to multitask to a much greater capacity than men. Equal pay for equal work. Now there's a thought. As far as procreation, there are more than enough sperm banks to suffice. Women would become pregnant if and when they wanted to not at the desire or lust of a male or religious doctrine. Don't get me wrong, men are great for moving heavy objects, shooting ducks and beating each other up in the boxing ring, but all that testosterone? Gimme a break. Let's face it, whatever you guys have done so far isn't working. The earth is dieing. Hunt those whales, chop those trees down, payoff those oil companies. There has not been one day where there hasn't been a war somewhere over what? A chunk of land or something their great granddaddy did to your great granddaddy so long ago, no one can remember what started the hatred. But by all means, you must perpetuate that hatred. It's a guy thing. Have you ever noticed that all the four horsemen are men?

Answer 3

Peace and Lesbianism! ;)

Seriously...I think if we go....we are all going to go....but if this were to happen....I think the person who said vibrator sales would go up is right...and no one would 'swing both ways' as there would only be one way to swing! Some women would find life pointless. Men are like that spot that hurts when you scratch but can't stop scratching! They drive you to drink but you have to love them.

Obviously, unless we have sperm, we would cease to exist as a race...eventually. As for the violence thing....that would actually be the cruellest of jokes on women. Women can be caring, but they can be pretty violent and often nastiest at each other. We would have to stop blaming men for everything that goes wrong.

Lets just keep both sexes here and agree to disagree most of the time;) Men and women are equally beautiful and contribute to this world.

This question was so fun that it is impossible to be serious.

Answer 4

i'm a male, and i've considered this very question in the apparent light of the fact that most of the observable "negativity" on the planet seems to be caused by males. i realize this is a bit simplistic, but does not seem to be too far off base. since a "book " could probably be written about the topic i will say merely: less testosterone means less hostiity and murder, less greed, less psychopathy, less negative ego based activities, generally. woman are far more balanced, "brain and otherwise", from my somewhat vast experience. moreover, they tend to be far more cooperative, and far less competitive and arrogant/aggressive, in the negative sense. who would protect them, and facilitate reproduction? i'm sure that would be easier to figure out than the question of how to help the planet survive and how to get rid of the psychopaths--almost all male--who are currently "in charge of" and destroying the planet. ;-) btw these comments are most significant in the case of the western type cultures, which are quite unbalanced in most ways, and have the most "power" in terms of impact upon our world. i've met many balanced, conscious males over the years--but i don't recall any of them opting to enter the weasel (rat) race necessary to achieve "positions of power" in a fascisto-corporate structure.

Answer 5

Say good-bye to the future of the human race.

Answer 6

Happens every Sunday.

Answer 7

You eat pizza and go caving- I guess. Most of us males are lost, can't take that long to figure out.

Answer 8

Lots and lots of women with no one to get the spider out of the bathtub for them.

Answer 9

The same thing as if we didn't lose them...The majority of women would spend the rest of their lives looking for one.

Answer 10

Everyone would then wake up the next morning sleeping next to a woman uglier then they are