Someone married their cousin ?
You don't kno who your real dad is ?
Your brother is a drug dealer ??
Come on .. your family has some twisted secret .. funniest one gets 10 points & a referral to the Jerry Springer show! =]
2007-01-01 04:51:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My family is not perfect but I wouldn't call it all messed up either. Just normal.
2007-01-01 04:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by OnThe36th 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My family is seriously messed up because they don't express their feelings and they don't air their secrets. Therefore, I don't know most of my family's twisted secrets and at this point I'd prefer to keep it that way. And that's a no thanks to the Jerry Springer referral.
2007-01-01 05:09:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My uncle is engaged to a woman he's only met once in Vietnam.
That's the best I can come up with, my family is twisted and all, but I just can't think of anything right now.
2007-01-01 04:56:56 · answer #3 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom is a hand maiden of St Patrick Women Church and speaks vulgar words outside church but inside she really is an Angel.
2007-01-01 04:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My older brother suffers from Paranoia and schizophrenia. He takes names and numbers off of everything he owns. He ripped the numbers off of his house cuz he dosent want people knowing where he lives. He keeps his cars covered with car covers, cuz he dosent want anyone to know what kind of car he drives. He is loony as heck!!!
2007-01-01 04:55:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My birth-mother claims she was raped, so I don't know who MY dad is. Yet she got pregnant not even a year later and got married...had two boys, and I look too much like my half-brothers, it isn't funny.
My adopted family...two natural sons much older than me, mother went back to work when they got me...he's an alcoholic...she queen of denial. Sexual abuse....emotionally ****** up....
****** UP.
2007-01-01 06:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by running2adream 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My family is messed up. But, it's not funny and it's too long a story to tell here.
2007-01-01 04:54:52 · answer #7 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a mentally challenged aunt and will smash the next person who uses the word "retard." Funny enough?
2007-01-01 04:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by cruztacean1964 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that everyones family is messed up in one way or another.
2007-01-01 04:56:47 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my family are a bunch of booze and drug addicts..i stay as far away as possible from that dysfunction
2007-01-01 04:58:31 · answer #10 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋