I can see the headlines now:
"Yahoo Troll botches crotch rocket"
photo courtesy of AP wire services
Monday, January 1, 2007
Foolish teen Lauren Boyles of Ketchmycan, Alaska, who last night tied several bottle rockets together in an attempt to take a ride to the stars, is now recovering in Mercy Hospital. Young Boyles, who had stated he/she was "dead serious" to try this, is lucky to be alive. Hospital spokesperson Joe Dirt says Boyles had been considering a sex-change operation before the incident, but the matter is now resolved.
2007-01-01 09:43:22
·
answer #1
·
answered by xoxoDewtYxoxo 3
·
1⤊
0⤋
I can see the headlines now:
"Yahoo Troll botches crotch rocket"
photo courtesy of AP wire services
Monday, January 1, 2007
Foolish teen Lauren Boyles of Ketchmycan, Alaska, who last night tied several bottle rockets together in an attempt to take a ride to the stars, is now recovering in Mercy Hospital. Young Boyles, who had stated he/she was "dead serious" to try this, is lucky to be alive. Hospital spokesperson Joe Dirt says Boyles had been considering a sex-change operation before the incident, but the matter is now resolved.
2007-01-01 11:38:36
·
answer #2
·
answered by MiniMIMI 2
·
0⤊
0⤋
The ability for it to propel will be poor. The chances that they will all ignite at once are poor. You should get some protection against the fire. The problem with this is that it will *** weight. This will reduce your propulsion even more.
Because you will need to use them all at once, you will have no chance to do a practice run. There will be so much you will have to guess about.
Use the extra to make scale models of a rocket. The chances of sauces are better. You can have several trial runs.
2007-01-01 11:33:26
·
answer #3
·
answered by eric l 6
·
0⤊
1⤋
Well lets see you fly up to the moon then the firework would explode and you would come back to earth safely with a parachute. One important thing is to make sure you have a parachute. 2 to amke sure you packed one.
2007-01-01 11:40:40
·
answer #4
·
answered by alibrown08 3
·
0⤊
0⤋
Dude are you like retarded or something? You would be able to even get off the freaking ground! Even if you did some how, you would get frid from the flames.
2007-01-01 16:49:22
·
answer #5
·
answered by school_girl007 2
·
0⤊
0⤋
You would be injured!!!! Do you like having hands and a face that isn't deformed? Do you have a persecution complex? We are responsible for our actions. Our actions have consequences. How do you like those consequences?
2007-01-01 12:00:58
·
answer #6
·
answered by ruthie 6
·
0⤊
0⤋
wow! i did that last year! and let me tell you..the feeling is...is amazing! almost got all the way to outer space but i slipped and landed in lake michigan! but that's not the point! the point is that is awesome and you should do it every chance you get!
2007-01-01 11:51:38
·
answer #7
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
Your friends and family would read your obituary in the newspaper...and most would laugh at your stupidity
2007-01-01 11:29:42
·
answer #8
·
answered by Randy M 3
·
0⤊
0⤋
ok wull if you do make sure to tell everyone whether u wanna be cremated or barried in a cascate.
2007-01-01 11:46:10
·
answer #9
·
answered by I♥RD 2
·
0⤊
0⤋
Ride it?
1) you couldnt hold on
2) it can't support your weight
3) it would burn you really badly from exhaust
4) it would explode in your face
5) you would die
2007-01-01 11:29:22
·
answer #10
·
answered by John Doe IV 3
·
2⤊
0⤋