2007-01-01 02:08:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Yeah, it can burn you BAD!!! One time I stripped down naked in the bathroom, and lit a match to see how far I could shoot the flame. I blasted a BIG WHOPPER of a fart, and that flame shot right out there. The problem was that the flame followed the gas trail back to my butthole, and fried the hair off my butthole, and the back of my balls.It f#%king burned me BAD, my friend. Be careful.-Voodoo
2007-01-01 02:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by Voodoo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This may be the most unique question I've seen yet. Bravo!
It's only dangerous if you have a really hairy butt, and you hold the lighter too close. But then again, that may solve the hairy butt problem. Don't use a match. And if you have a butler, and enough spare time to do this, then you must be rich...share the wealth.
2007-01-01 10:13:25 · answer #2 · answered by Paul H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light a 4 wicked candle and then give to butler sister or brother. After pulling down the backside of your pant, but leaving undergarments on (just incase the flame comes at you) tell them to hold it by your fat as*. Then make the longest fattest juiciest loudest fart you've done in your life, maybe even crap the pants you aren't wearing.
2007-01-01 10:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by ColBlaster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick a straw in to take the gas away and then get the butler to light it;
2007-01-01 10:11:39 · answer #4 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok here it goes. back in the 70's i watched a guy do this and laughed myself silly. he was sitting on the couch and put his legs up with his knees bent. he brought the lighter down around the underside of his thigh and lit a zippo lighter, then farted. the flame shot out about 2 feet and 5 of us laughed our guts out. he had jeans on and when he pulled legs up it made them very tight . maybe this was the secret for success. man i hope this works so let me know.
2007-01-01 13:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by Penny D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
yupp, it is, no matter if u let the butler light the match
2007-01-01 10:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by sleepy_c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know it must be. My 16 yr old son thinks this is just the coolest display of Jedi powers imagineable but it pis--- me off because he does this in front of my 8 yr old who of course wants to do it also and I'm sure will attempt this amazing display of combustable natural gasses and no doubt WILL hurt himself.
2007-01-01 11:56:56 · answer #7 · answered by Mom of 7 gramma of 3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope the butler is a good sport
2007-01-01 16:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you end up in A&E with a burned bottom, don't expect too much sympathy from the nurses.
2007-01-01 10:16:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is only dangerous if you suffer a "Blowback"!
2007-01-01 16:43:14 · answer #10 · answered by confused 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋