Felling silly!?

Question

If you have a pet and they could talk, what do you think they would say about you.
Im sure my dog would say something like "Gee you can be a miserable B%%% sometimes"

Answer 1

Ha, my pet bunny would say "you're a good mother, now hold still so I can hump your leg".

Answer 2

My dog would say, "Take me for a drive- I love to go roaming around the countryside and you're such great company". Or she would say, "How come we don't chase cats together? Don't you like it?"
My cat would say, "Let me back in the house you miserable Nazi. The dog's driving me crazy."