It's New Years Day and all to the house .... not a creature was stirring not even a mouse! Hehe! I am bored. xx
2007-01-01 00:13:03 · 31 answers · asked by fairydust 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
New year greetings from me; to make you smile here is a joke.If you like it smile, other wise, just neglect it.
One day, a guy walks out from a shop to see someone PISSING on his Ferrari.
"Hey," says the man. "Why are you pissing on my Ferrari?"
"Because I feel like it."
"Tell you what -- I won't report you to the police if you can keep up with my Ferrari."
"Whatever." So the guy gets in his car and drives off, going faster and faster, until he's hit 100 miles per hour. Amazingly, the guy is still keeping up.
"I'm amazed," says the driver. "How are you keeping up?"
"It's easy," says the running man, "when your dick is stuck in the door."
2007-01-01 00:16:05 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its new years day and all through the house,
nothing was stirring, not even a mouse,
all of a sudden the silence was broke,
my dog did a fart and I almost choked.
Happy new year and all the very best.
2007-01-01 01:01:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy New Year 2 U and Urs!
bored?
try some of the links below.
2007-01-01 00:20:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile
2007-01-01 01:50:48 · answer #4 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe this will cheer you up.
Fred & Mary use a code word for sex the word is "Washing machine".
That night in bed Fred whispers "Washing machine".
Mary says "I'm tired".
10 minutes later she feels guilty and says to Fred "Washing machine".
"To late" says Fred
"It was only a small load so i did it by hand"
With any luck that might of put a grin on your face.
2007-01-01 00:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by whospiltmypint 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK fairydust this worked once....
2 guys are on a plane, one is American and one is Native American (Indian).
The American gets up and jumps out and yells " GERONIMO "
Then the Indian jumps out and yells " MEEEEEEEEEEEEE "
Are you smiling or just shaking your head at me?
Happy 2007!
2007-01-01 00:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure if I can make you smile... but go to google images and type in:
balloon- and go through several pictures
fish - go through several pictures
2007-01-05 14:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by iamthesuperior 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think how we did in the recent cricket Ashes test series. L.O.L.
2007-01-08 09:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by Phil P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish u a happy new year were all your dreams and wishes come true honey bunny,remember keep smiling and laughing x
2007-01-01 00:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by jo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job Q&A is open 24/7
2007-01-05 20:57:23 · answer #10 · answered by suki doo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋