If Peter Parker was bitten by a radio-active spider and changed into a man who can do stuff like a spider, like climb up walls - Why doesn't he shoot his webs out of his bottom.
2007-01-01 00:01:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
I'd pay tickets to see that! I would say the reason it doesn't come out of his bottom, is that it would be uncontrollable if he were to have a stomach virus or gas. "What, you invited Parker to the party?! Quick! Get plastic on the furniture now!!!"
2007-01-01 00:15:18 · answer #1 · answered by tombollocks 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Stan Lee's and Marvel's Cartoon Book and Cartoon TV animation of Spiderman - Peter Parker aka Spiderman, does not have natural powers of a spider to shoot webs.
Peter Parker (a scientist/student) makes a devise to go with his spider agility powers called a webslinger. Frequently in the cartoon series he runs out of webbing for his webslingers and has to get a new cartridge from Aunty May's house or a couple of other places he's hidden them around the city highrise buildings.
However... for me... it was made much more sense that Peter Parker got web powers as per the movies of Spiderman (from his wrists) after being bitten by the spider... than the original webcartridge idea. And if it was smart DNA which combined with his own.... then it did not want to kill its host.
In the cartoons though, Peter once went through an episode where the dna spider mutation continued to change him... and he grew an extra set of arms.... and he became more ill tempered at times, but he had to fight the baddies and save lifes... too much was at risk... but he then transfored in to a full ManSpider... big hairy spider with 8 eyes and legs.
After a fight with another semi-good/semi-bad superheros, (the jungle man) one of the professors managed to get him with a cure. They covered him up with a blanket whilst he changed back (on the warehouse floor) as they respected his secret identity.
2007-01-01 00:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Joe Bloggs 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Just to elaborate on what furious... put.
The classic spidey invented web shooters, but in the past year or so Spidey had a battle with some super-spidery-villain of some sort and he now produces his own webs ala the film.
It was always a bit of a plot hole. This 15 year old kid invents a bio-degradable, super strong, super flexible, web substance, in bubble gum sized capsules, that he could expell from a wrist shooter. Yet he was always skint. I'd have sold it for millions!
2007-01-01 03:37:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why doesn't he have 6 or 8 legs, why doesn't he have compound vision, why doesn't he eat bugs and other insects, why isn't he radioactive, why doesn't he look exactly like a spider, why didn't the spider turn into a human being. Are you gonna' ask these questions too? Just a thought... maybe, just maybe... it's because he's a hybrid and the tranformation turned out great for him.
Why don't you write Marvel and tell them you have a preference for heroes shooting stuff from their bottoms?
2007-01-01 05:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by tron 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, good question—and while we’re on the topic, why doesn’t he bite his victims and inject a paralyzing venom into them, and wrap them up in a cocoon and stash them for later. And then when he wants to feed, why doesn’t he inject them with a powerful enzyme that will make their flesh liquefy so he can slurp it up (not having teeth any more, since the mutation caused him to lose them)…?
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2007-01-01 04:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and imagine if he had been bitten by a different creature instead, like a slug or something
2007-01-01 00:03:12 · answer #6 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's one of the great Spiderman mysteries that belongs in the same box as 'Who makes his suits?'
2007-01-01 00:13:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe.... youre silly. an interesting thought seeing as how it would make sense but complety absurd. how would that look in a childrens comic book.... webs coming out of Spideys @ss.... hahahahaha.
2007-01-01 00:34:53 · answer #8 · answered by Kate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it was the 60s and they didnt do nasty stuff like that back then and spiders have spinnerettes on their bottoms its not their butts
2007-01-01 03:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang, the films would have been 10 times more interesting...
2007-01-01 00:10:03 · answer #10 · answered by Hannah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋