Size 8 & larger Brazilian bikini/bikini bottoms are henceforth BANNED. No Fat Blokes/Speedos neither.
This BAN insures that men scrutinising ladies' bottoms are not overcome with nausea, severe vomiting, dry-retching, motion-illness, extreme newfound-homosexuality, optic-celluliteosis (eye condition caused by excess dimpled wobbly skin movements) &permanent blindness.
There shall be a new legal limit on female bottom widths and depth of the cheek-crease- anything exceeding the average man's hand width and depth is strictly prohibited and punishable by several hours of public spanking.
This New Law is in place to eliminate false reportage of stranded marine mammals and wanton displays of detachment from reality.
This new law is punishable by charge of the criminal Offense of Public Visual ASSault and Grievous Bodily Misattire.
Thankfully, beaches shall now be free from women from assaulting us with their enormous behinds. Europe shall soon follow, but ***-size is problemtatic in US.
2006-12-31 22:53:52 · 8 answers · asked by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
I envy your girlfriend.
I am ashamed of your parents.
2006-12-31 23:00:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The smarter problem to do is to take guns from the criminal yet which couldn't as straightforward as making a regulation to take them far flung from those who keep on with the regulation interior the first position.I even might want to consider Dr.Awkward regardless of the indisputable fact that because selections and shovels and bows and arrows were no thanks to strive against guns and cannon.it would have evened the possibilities. human beings basically opt for to live on and stay their existence in freedom. Gun possession is a responsiblity and individuals possessing guns for the right reason and their Constitional rights recognize that. Our forefathers were sensible adult men the time in historic past would were different yet circumstances are an same.
2016-10-16 22:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by venturino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't agree more. I think anyone considered clinically obese should be banned, to a fat farm for re-education at their own expense. The ones that wear g-strings and tank tops or hipster jeans, should banished. Never mind about this BS " I have a gland problem" " I have a medical condition" Yeah, it's called "Piggios Outious" and "Toomuschporkrindous Noexcersiious" perhaps we could harness them and they could pull cars and buses in city centers, reduce global warming and burn that fat as*. Lets go to parliment and start lobbying today!!
2006-12-31 23:07:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Big fat blokes should be banned from the beaches - in any attire.
Fat women make the rest of us women feel great in our beach attire so leave them be - at least our self-esteem gets a boost cos if they can wear bikinis on the beach then hell I must be a real catch!!!
2006-12-31 23:02:37 · answer #4 · answered by Purple-Fusion 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Animal activists will soon be screaming...what happens when there's a beached whale
2006-12-31 23:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by reggie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I'm not even a woman and I think your crass.. I like my women a certain way. However, every female is an individual and deserves respect. Grow up.
2006-12-31 22:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by krzylove 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Thank you, but some guys like big butts
2006-12-31 23:02:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anarchy99 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
FAIR ENOUGH CANT SEE IT BEING A PROBLEM
2006-12-31 22:58:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋