Broke someone's hand....
2006-12-31 22:24:10
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answer #1
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answered by loving the super cat 2
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Stole bike in Stockport...was out with mates, and it was 2.45 and couldn't get back to uni campus, 7 miles away in Manchester. Saw this sweet 10 gear racer at the train station, and cycled (half smashed) back. Hid bike behind the toilets in the back yard - well...it was 29 years ago - just about to get head down, by now, 4am and was knocked up by the police. Was followed by police car from Stockport, and instead of charging me on the streets, wanted to know where I lived so he could wait half an hour to wake me up. The bike belonged to the nightime signal operator - went to court two days later and was given a conditional discharge. Not 'big trouble', but my da heard about it and at the end of my first year and back home, he whupped me into the middle of next week, and dragged me to Mass...as bad as that was, it was when I was told if I got on the wrong side of the law again, it wouldn't matter how well I did at uni...my curriculum vitae would be stained with the 'record'.
2006-12-31 22:44:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, I was article 15'nd for Disobeying a Lawful Order in the USMC. I bought my 20 year old roomate some beer. Given I had 3 years in with a clean record, my commanding officer didn't punish me. That, and I went in and literally told him that I f*cked up and had no excuse. Commanding Officers like it when you do that.
Other than that, I have never broken any laws in the civilian world minus one ticket for 74 in a 65mph zone. Look out, I am a wild one.
2006-12-31 22:53:41
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answered by ? 5
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When I was younger I was smashing house windows, tried to turn a car over (robin). I now regret what I did. The only way I stopped was due to a visit from the police for smashing windows.
2006-12-31 22:31:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Drunk in public a few times, and once a couple punks tried to rob me, and while I was smashing in the big ones face, the little one stabbed me in the head, so I turned my attention to him, smashed his head into a concrete block about 10 times then drove his knife into his shoulder blade. Unfortunatly the cops pulled up just as I was driving it home. With bloood streaming down my face and gushing out my forearm one uncouncious body and another screaming body at my feet I must have looked like Satan. Anyway, I was charged with assault with a weapon and causing greivous bodily harm, but it was thrown out when 3 witnesses came forward in my defence. I was drunk as a skunk then too. My mum just shook her head and my Dad patted me on the back. The worst part was the 10 stitches in my head and the 47 stiches in my forearm. No drugs when your drunk, and I think the doc was taking the piss.
2006-12-31 23:41:37
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Whenever I have handled cash in jobs I have stolen. Worked for a large book store in London and used to take cash from customers and tell them I could give them a receipet, then pocket the money.I also worked for Barclays Bank and used to keep any money overpaid into accounts.I once made £800 in one week!!!!
2006-12-31 22:29:54
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Shoplifted over 3000.00 dollars worth of electronics from a former job. I got just a slap on the wrist. God Bless America! I sure learned my lesson.
2006-12-31 22:27:03
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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White shoes after Labor Day.
2006-12-31 22:31:54
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answered by Bliss 6
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I plead the 5th amendment of the Constitution against self incrimination! :)
2006-12-31 22:25:33
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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i ran around naked in the middle of times square and the police ticketed me for indecent exposure.
2006-12-31 22:37:45
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answer #10
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answered by babushcat 2
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Getting married, my parents still have not forgiven me. Worst still i still have not forgiven myself. As punishment i am going to eat another chocolate and slap myself.:)))
2006-12-31 22:30:39
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answer #11
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answered by Duisend-poot 7
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