A .357 in my mouth when I'm 100 years old, shot by a jealous husband.
"Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live."--"Resume," by Dorothy Parker
2006-12-31 21:40:12
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd say the 357 in the mouth, it seems to be the quickest and the most painless. I wouldn't want to choke to death or jump off a bridge because that might not kill me, it might just screw me up for the rest off my life.
This is a weird question,
Don't do it man, it's not worth it!!! lol
2007-01-01 05:43:18
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answer #2
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answered by shannon h 4
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I would choose 357 in the mouth ..
The others sound too scary to me!
2007-01-01 05:40:29
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answer #3
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answered by Mysterious 6
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357 right in my mouth. Quick and easy. I don't want to die like this but if I had to pick this would be it.
2007-01-01 05:44:56
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answer #4
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answered by jipp 5
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Are you kidding? Number 3 all the way.
I sit in gas station and can't have enough of that gasoline smell.
::Snnnniiiiiiffffff:: Ahhhh~ 91 Octane!!!
Plus, if you choose # 3, no one has to pick up after your sorry @ss after you make yourself into pizza toppings. Be considerate. =P
2007-01-01 05:43:59
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answer #5
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answered by †ђ!ηK †αηK² 6
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357 coz you will not feel the pain
2007-01-01 05:48:03
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answered by ♥chicagurl♥ 4
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357 in the mouth.. seems like the fastest death
2007-01-01 05:36:57
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answered by precious 3
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I've tried to poison myself with carbon monoxide, and it didn't work....um I'm too chicken to shoot myself, but jumping off a bridge could be fun, before hitting the ground?
2007-01-01 05:39:29
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answer #8
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answered by Joel Is Depressed 2
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gah, none of those things...i'd prefer peacefully in my sleep when im old
but if i had to choose, id probably go the 357...seems the easiest
2007-01-01 05:40:23
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answer #9
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answered by rawrrrr 3
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As morbid as this question sounds.....it is an interesting look at death, thanks for making me think about it, i feel humans dont think about their mortality enough.....Fumes from a car, would be my way to go i think, you would just drift off to sleep and never wake up......
2007-01-01 05:45:53
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answer #10
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answered by Mintjulip 6
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