Saddam Jokes?

Question

Any good saddam jokes out there!!

Answer 1

Crap Saddam joke Number 1:

I went out on the piss with Saddam Hussein last night

You should have seen the state of him this morning - he was "hanging!"


Crap Saddam Joke number 2:

I don't know why all the hostility to Saddam Hussein - I met him once and he seemed pleasant enough. In fact I'd say he was just the sort of guy I'd like to "hang out" with!

Boom boom!

Answer 2

Saddam told his son to go out to town and so his shopping. He went out and when he came back, he brought it all in a big cardboard box. Saddam asked,
'Son, why didn't you bring it in a bag?
His son tells him,
'Well, there was no bag-dad.

Answer 3

Saddam went directly to HELL and met the Devil.
The Devil said, "you can choose how you want to spend eternity in Hell. Look behind door number ONE".
Behind door #1 was the intense heat of the Iraqi desert. Burning sand and all the people had no shoes, their feet were burning, no water, no shade, SOOO HOT!! Saddam said, "No, please, no".
"THEN open door number two? ", said the Devil. And everybody was breathing poison gas, and choking and suffering (like the Kurds) but not dying.. constant suffering from poison GAS.
"OH PLEASE NOOO", said Saddam, "Not door number two for me".
Then the devil opened door number 3....
People were standing up to their armpits in CAMEL CRAP. They were conversing in Arabic, drinking Turkish coffee, listening to music. It smelled terrible, but Saddam liked coffee and conversation.
"OK.. I CHOOSE DOOR NUMBER 3", Saddam said.
"Fine", said the Devil. "OK EVERYBODY, coffee break is over, everybody back down on your knees!"

Answer 4

Saddam here Happy New Year sorry i couldnt make it.
hung over from yesterday

Answer 5

Elton John has released a song in memory of saddam hussein ......... its called dangle in the wind

pudum dum tich!

Thank you very much, i shall be here all week

Answer 6

i am not fan of Saddam but one should not joking with death

Answer 7

What did Saddam get for christmas?
A Rope
he thought it was a skipping rope
he was wrong

Answer 8

only about 50 million
just check the back pages of answers for the last two days
oh wait...GOOD saddam jokes.
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Answer 9

I think you are asking for deletion!!?

It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me liberty, or give me Death"?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except Martinez, who had his hand up, "Patrick Henry 1775."

"Very Good"! Who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth? "

Again, no response except for Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." he said.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do".

She heard a loud whisper. "Screw the Mexicans" "Who said that?" she demanded.

Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie. 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said. "I'm gonna puke".

The teacher glares, and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Martinez says "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister. 1991"

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this! "

Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky. 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****. if you say anything I'll kill you."

Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. and as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're in Big trouble!"

Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein 2003"

Answer 10

i have some saddam tee shirts for sale. a bit tight around the neck, but they hang well.