Farting with flair takes practice,
Perfection takes time, its a gift,
You've first got to learn all the basics,
Like pushing one out in a lift.
Those silent but violent are classics,
With friends it's a really good game,
Fart in a crowd at a party,
Then watch to see who gets the blame.
Now once your technique has been mastered,
You'll know what your bottom can do,
But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,
Coz one day you might follow through !!!!
2006-12-31 20:20:06 · 11 answers · asked by CherryRed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lmfao that is original never heard of that one, though i am stuck in the 80;s so the time warp might have affected my brain or the hair dye...
2006-12-31 20:22:13 · answer #1 · answered by ROCKER CHICK 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A++++
2007-01-01 04:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to master the techniques, use the force. may the inner force of Mexican beans be with you (or in you). good luck.
2007-01-01 04:33:12 · answer #3 · answered by bt the tooth fetish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty cute..
i have a friend that says her husband can fart on demand.
does that help you any?
2007-01-01 04:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by rhonda3826 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
m
2007-01-01 04:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
2007-01-01 04:22:02 · answer #6 · answered by KingPin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-01-01 04:22:10 · answer #7 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-01-01 04:55:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-01 04:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by JM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
indeed
2007-01-01 04:26:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋