I went on there to poo
but then I farted
good thing I was on the toilet, cause I think I sharted
2006-12-31 20:13:13 · 23 answers · asked by CherryRed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol, reminds me of the poem here i sit brokenhearted spent a dime and only farted...
2006-12-31 20:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by ROCKER CHICK 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here I sit in a hell of a caper,
Took a sh!t and there was no paper.
Bathroom wall on the grade school 50 years ago. At least it makes some sense.
2007-01-01 04:22:46 · answer #2 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here I sit up on the pooper
Giving birth to another state Trooper
2007-01-03 15:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, definitely a good thing you were on the toilet.
2007-01-01 04:16:35 · answer #4 · answered by julieanthony469 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I can help you. Are you suffering from constipation?
Try eating some yogurt. Did you fart when you were on the toilet?
Try not to worry, we all do that. Thanks for YOUR help, and Happy New Year!
2007-01-01 04:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by WMD 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Notifying the Poet Laureate of the country. Not this one but the one where you think you are!
2007-01-01 04:17:08 · answer #6 · answered by George G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm...funny, they posted a similar thing to this in the bathroom stalls when i was in...third grade? of course, there, it made sense and the vocabulary and rhyme scheme were infinitely better. shame your 'poem' can't rival that of a ten-year-old.
2007-01-01 04:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by Vae 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hope you get to feeling better soon. Happy new year.
2007-01-01 04:33:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Help you with what? Poetry?
Only asking because apparently you need it.
2007-01-01 04:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao CR been thar done that at my age have to be careful lol
happy day
old geezer
2007-01-01 08:14:11 · answer #10 · answered by Charles W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋