A dark shadowy figure with red eyes. No sound in the room only the darkness surrouding you. You close your eyes to clear your head. Turn back around and it is not there. You take a deep breath, turn to your computer screen and it is there above your screen....reaching out to touch you. You freeze paralyzed with fear and then the phone rings.......
2006-12-31 15:42:16
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answer #1
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answered by lovesaragon 5
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this is long, but hey, you told me to look.. I could've NEVER looked at saw this, and made this great friend..
anyway..
I turned around and saw a goat with only three legs. He said his name was Thom Crootziwich and that he was terribly thirsty and that he'd just crossed thousands of light years of desert. I knew right away that he was lying because he had wings, but I pretended like I didn't see the wings and I gave him some cranberry/apple juice and oatmeal cookies, except that they didn't have any oatmeal in them cause when I was making them I realized we didn't have any oatmeal, so instead I used grits, so they were actually grit cookies.... actually now that I think about it, it might've been cream of wheat, and it sucks because I found the oatmeal AFTER they were done cooking, lol don't you hate it when that happens??
anyway, back to the story.. we had a long conversation about Nicole Brown's murder in 94 and then OJ's "hypothetical" book. He shared his strong beliefs that OJ is a l337 ph4tm4c hax0r n00b. Then I lured him to sleep by playing a half-goat-half-man lullaby with my flute thingy I got from Six Flags last year and making him stare at a candle, but it wasn't actually a candle, it was one of those fake plastic candles with the light bulbs that is supposed to look like a flame, lol they're so retarded, it's so obvious they're fake, and also this one had a bunch of teeth marks in it because it fell on the floor once a few weeks ago and my dog got to it..
anyway when he fell asleep I brought him to my mother (who happens to be Mother Goose's husband's daughter from his first marriage, so my mom's related to Mother Goose by marriage) and she told me that his wings could feed us. I had befriended the goat, so I was hesitating at first, but I knew that my mother was right. So we ate the poor guy's wings.. we used the new grill that I got for Christmas and we used bbq sauce.. it was really really good. anyway it turns out that they weren't even his, and he was just borrowing them from some guy called Jogo Fruits Benedict.
but yeah.. there's not really a cool ending because.. well, uhh he left, and I got his e-mail, he's got mine, we exchanged phone numbers as well, I'm not really that good at keeping in touch with people, but yeah he said he might stop in again sometime...... soooo yeah
2007-01-01 00:01:17
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answered by Anonymous
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something is moving behind me.....there is...really.....oh...woah i can smell it from over here, gross..smells like the walking dead. i turn around and see nuthing, emptiness the wall behind me used to be white but now its black or is it jus my eyes thats playing tricks with me, smoke came frm all directions i blinked my eye as a reaction to protect my eye frm the smoke, then all is well again. the silence is deafening the curiosity is killing me, the smell as well. i turned around to face my computer again. there it is again something moving behind me, i turned quickly and saw the closet door closing, i stood up wnet to the closet and held the closet handle it was cold as ice and is shivered me, my plams sweaty now with anticipation i opened the closet slowly not knowing what was to come next. out of nowhere......
to be continued
anyway i don know how to end it but i wrote this cuz i have nothing else to do
2006-12-31 23:56:20
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answered by Anonymous
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You turn around and see.... YOUR MOTHER! Oh my God! Did she hear what you just said? Don't panic. Act casual like you didn't just tell your best friend what a total ***** she's been today. "Hi", you say with just a bit too much enthusiasm. Damn! That stormy look on her face means she did hear, just pretend everything is cool and keep talking to Mandy. "So did you see that cute guy after your math class?"
2006-12-31 23:45:39
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answered by heather 3
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lovesarag needs to finish her storyline. I was hooked!!!!!!! And i am a writer too!!! go on..... finish it girl!!! lol.... Ok. i turn around and see my oldest daughter,telling me she is going to bed and that my two older kids are " honey-poohs" ( their words for hungry poohs) and i get up,sigh and get them som,ething to eat. When I return,i realize,that I never owned a computer and i have never been on Yahoo answers!
2006-12-31 23:49:12
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answered by Dragonflygirl 7
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