It's new years eve and we usually fight my neighbors, but they're not starting it this year. How should we get a fight going in a nonviolent way. (when i say fight, i mean hitting with plastic bats and stuff)
2006-12-31 12:36:19 · 23 answers · asked by Peter R 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
put a for sale sign on their lawn.
2006-12-31 12:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by daisyjzmum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How should we get a fight going in a nonviolent way. (when i say fight, i mean hitting with plastic bats and stuff)
First off...since when is hitting anyone with anything NON Violent????!!!!!
we usually fight my neighbors, but they're not starting it this year.
Take a hint, they probably DON'T want to fight...grow up....or drink less, maybe both.
When that all fails, egg their house
2006-12-31 13:09:02 · answer #2 · answered by Stormie_Mommie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start the New Year right. Don't pick a fight at all. You'll be doing the right thing, and it will drive your neighbors nuts trying to figure out why your not picking a fight.
2006-12-31 12:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by jorst 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a bottle of booze over to them, tell them you are itching for a fight, have a couple of drinks and pass out the bats.
2006-12-31 12:39:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a dump on their top step early in the morning. Cover in newspaper. Set paper alight. Ring doorbell then quickly run and hide. When your neighbour sees the fire on the top step, 9 out of 10 times they will try and stomp it out.
2006-12-31 12:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a cue from the movie "Warriors" Stand outside with your plastic bats in hand and yell in unison "Warriors.... come out a play-e-ay" I would change warriors to their last name for affect.
2006-12-31 12:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by foreverquilting2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch their habits, likes and dislikes and interfere with them. If they are neat for example, have a load of BS delivered to their lawn...especially good around 4 AM
2006-12-31 12:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by Greanwitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At soon as the clock strikes twelve, toilet paper all over the house. A classic.
2006-12-31 12:38:54 · answer #8 · answered by The Great Walrus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call them up and say let's get the party started.
2006-12-31 12:40:00 · answer #9 · answered by Darby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like a fun new years party! mud fight, messy but fun. you may have done it already, ohhh throw hot dogs, not the best answer but have Fun....WOOT!
2006-12-31 12:41:10 · answer #10 · answered by escvelocity 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about you have a truce this year??? Try something new... dedicate the year to Peace right from the get-go
2006-12-31 12:37:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋