(1) O. J. simpson calls a news conference to deliver to police the person who killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman. . . and it isn't himself.
(2) Saddam Hussein appears out of nowhere to proclaim he actually was a prophet and he has risen from the dead.
(3) Ted Kennedy in his first sober moment since he was 8 years old comes forth and admits he was drunk and left Mary Jo to die in the water as he was too afraid to have it ruin his career and she would have pressed rape charges against him.
(4) Gary Condit accidently drinks some sodium pentathol and admits he Had Chandra Levy killed and disposed of because he wasn't man enough to take the heat for raping her and she would have told the world what a limp dick he is!
(5) Terrell owens goes one week without shooting off his ghetto scumbucket mouth.
(6) Florida beats Ohio State in the National championship game thus proving they actually did deserve to be there instead of the obviously more deserving Michigan.
2006-12-31
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