What is the best "sex" advice you got from your parents?

Question

mine was " think about baseball"

okay, 2 add some clarification, my wife and I were married 3 days before we got up the nerve, but we have custody of my 14 year old brother, and my wife busted him in a compromising (and nude) position with the 15yr old neighbor girl, I think we missed the "wait till your married" talk, I guess I'm looking for a little advice about the next "talk", I didn't mean to offend anyone, my dad took off before he was born, and the baseball thing was the only advice he gave, and I had to have that explained, but my "experience" is limited to my wife

oh yeah, my wife bought him the econo size box of condoms

Answer 1

you can't get pregnant from spit


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I just read your additional details. That is so sweet that you didn't push your wife on your wedding night. You must be a really good guy, and pretty responsible if you have custody of a 14 year old, they're tough with the raging hormones and all.
Have you thought about taking him out to a nice neutral place, like a coffee shop during slow hours, talk about EVERYTHING, and just kind of slide the "sex" stuff in. I don't know what you've learned since getting married, but talk about the good as well as the bad (STD's, pregnancy, the possibility of emotional devastation, etc.) Try to keep the situation comfortable for both of you, be serious, but not TOO serious! Keep the conversations going, let your little bro know that you're always available to talk to him, whatever it is, no matter how weird, trust me, some of those talks do get weird (I have a 15 year old young man).
Kudos to your wife for thinking "safety first", make sure he knows how to properly put on a condom, just don't use a banana, it loses credibility. Good luck 2 u all!!! You'll need it

Answer 2

Good question and a good parental response.
In my day no one ever said the word SEX.
I think I grew thinking it was something disgusting and dirty.

Being the independent woman I turned out to be, I used my noggin for my own advice.

Here is what I learned ....Don't stop til you get it right! Make sure to use a condom.

Answer 3

Very little. Stuff like "you know right from wrong", "you should wait til you are married", "don't get tied up too soon", " you are still young there is plenty of time for that".
Mostly the same things we all hear.

Answer 4

None. I went and bought a few books when I was a kid. I told the bookstore I was doing research, so I could get the really graphic stuff without getting embarrassed.

Answer 5

My 15 yr old son brought his girlfriend (also 15) over to meet me...by the way they were acting I knew they were having sex.
After she left I asked him, "Are you two using birth control or protection?" He answered, "No." "Do you want to become a daddy at 15?" "No." "Then you should do something about it."
The next day he told his girlfriend that him & I talked & that they should use birth control...she said, "You told your mother?!! & dumped him.

Answer 6

Only have sex with someone you love. And with the exception of that Tijuana prostitute and that crazy ex of mine I listened.

Answer 7

Don't have it. Yeah I didn't listen to that, and then I got pregnant. Really people, your parents know what they are talking about.

Answer 8

Wait until your married...too bad I didn't

Answer 9

Me: daddy, where do babies come from?

Dad: the stork

Mom: yes, hiney, the stork

Dad: THE STORK THAT LIVES IN YOUR PANTS!!

Mom: HEY!




i lvoe their explanations

Answer 10

not a dam thing. I learned from my sis n law