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You pose a very interesting question that I am dying to answer but before I do, let me point out a couple of very important things regarding your question.
1. Texans enjoy use the rule of capitalization. We capitalize the beginning of sentences and very inportant places such as Texas.
2. Texans love it when people use the proper words. Homonyms are very tricky, we understand. Words like there, they're and their are three different words with three very different definitions that can not be used interchangably. There meaning a place. Their meaning belonging to a second or third party. They're is a contraction for "they are." We understand it is complicated.
3. Texans enjoy reading things with proper punctuation. You are not questioning the fact that we are "dunb asses", are you? You sound confident in your accusation already.
This brings me to my last point:
4. Texans love it even better when you know how to spell. Literacy is a very important thing so you will not look dumb yourself. We do not like to look like we do not know what we are trying to express in writing.
This is why we have high school and ged programs.

I encourage you to look at a elementary english book for a list of rules regarding spelling, punctuation, captialization, and homonyms. It will help you tremendously when you are trying to be funny and look like a DUMB *** anyways :)

So, I guess we aren't the ones looking like a dumb *** right now, are we?

2006-12-31 10:52:35 · answer #1 · answered by Chick-a-Dee 5 · 0 0

What are we doing? having a kick Texas night?

2006-12-31 12:44:07 · answer #2 · answered by slickcut 5 · 0 0

I'm in Texas and "there" should be "their" and "dunb" should be "dumb". this should explain your question.........

2006-12-31 10:28:59 · answer #3 · answered by THE bulldog 2 · 0 0

I won't call them all dumb ****s, But I do know they don't know a thing about barbeque! I mean, really, BEEF? Slaw on the meat?
:"If it ain't pig meat, it ain't bareque!

2006-12-31 10:04:44 · answer #4 · answered by edward_lmb 4 · 0 0

IS THIS HATE TEXAS DAY?

2006-12-31 10:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley P 2 · 0 0

Don't you ever shut the hell up!!!

2007-01-01 19:55:11 · answer #6 · answered by cHiKiBaBe 3 · 0 0

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