2006-12-31 09:02:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He steals my panties, and runs around the yard. Da*mn Gnome drunk again
2006-12-31 09:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by Charisma 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure what yours does, but the ones in my neighborhood band together to form a "posse" of sorts and generally terrorize the neighborhood children by throwing boiling hot ears of corn at them while screaming "Eat your vegetables you little freaks!". It seems that lawn gnomes in my area get a might testy around this time of year. Hope yours are better behaved.
2006-12-31 17:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by BROWNITE 4-ever 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got mine a sixer of guiness last year and found him in the neighbors yard with her gnomess rolling all over the place.Needless to say I have a little gnome this year.After last years embarassing episode my lovely young neighbor moved about 2 miles away but still has the slutty little gnomess.This year I'll get him another sixer of guiness and a couple bucks for a 2 mile cab ride.A real ladies gnome he is.Jr. will just have to stay at home and watch my birdbath while dad has fun.
2006-12-31 17:31:18 · answer #3 · answered by harleyman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He gets together with the neighbors' lawn gnomes and they all get drunk. I like watching little gnomes party.
His curfew is being extended tonight!
He has to be back before 3 am.
Maybe I should let him party a little longer...
What do you think?
2006-12-31 17:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by Montez Grl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine gets together with my friends' garden gnomes and they have a little miniature bonfire out on the front lawn...it's quite a sight!
2006-12-31 17:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont have lawn gnomes because i like to break those creepy little devils
2006-12-31 17:05:44 · answer #6 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
same as he does everyday, hits the bar by 9am and comes back to the lawn all sh!tfaced somewhere around 4am the next morning.
2006-12-31 17:05:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They party with the pink flamingos next door, and the plastic Santa down the street.
2006-12-31 17:06:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anne E 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in gnome years it already came
2006-12-31 17:36:24 · answer #9 · answered by spring۞beauty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the stupid thing gets drunk and trys to have his way with teh pink flamingo *looks outside ot seethis happening* ohh crap, i don't want pink lawn gnomoe babies on my hands beter go stop this!
2006-12-31 17:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋