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Have you ever wondered how many other people make up the Andy Rooney fan club?

Don't you think it's strange that you've never received the official newsletter up until now?

Have you ever wondered if Andy met you would HE become YOUR #1 fan?

These are just a few of things I think about as I read this question. Thank you for reading my answer.........

........ I am not Andy Rooney.

2006-12-31 14:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 3 0

I think that's a definite. Especially if you hang out just outside his living room window and keep giving him the thumbs up. Of course, you could always put on the Burger King mask and stalk him until you have the chance to give him a double whopper with cheese. That never fails!

2006-12-31 22:04:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Andy Rooney is hopelessly senile and will never recognize you as his number one fan. Every time he urinates, he cries out, "Hot Dogs! I love Hot Dogs," and slathers himself with spicy mustard.

2007-01-02 13:49:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You know what, i think he will recognize you as his number one fan and then he will bestow you with the most wonderful of gifts...

"A Few Minutes"

2006-12-31 17:47:30 · answer #4 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 2 0

Have you told him you are his biggest fan? You could try that. I bet it's not like he gets those kind of letters every day. Yours would probably stick out.

2006-12-31 16:04:57 · answer #5 · answered by 1K 6 · 1 0

If he doesn't die first he might. Or, um, is he already dead? I couldn't begin to tell you. But, here's to you and your wish for the new year!

2006-12-31 14:26:10 · answer #6 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0 0

No, number two after me.

2006-12-31 14:22:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes and he will also declare his inability to function without you in his life somehow.

Afterthought: Is he dead?

2006-12-31 14:26:53 · answer #8 · answered by J-Dawn 7 · 0 0

He should I think you are his only fan

2006-12-31 14:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by Scooter 3 · 1 0

He will when polar bears take the world.

2006-12-31 14:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 1 0

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