everybody farts...if you are not comfortable enough with a person to fart in front of them then why are you married to them?
I say only warn people if you think it will really be a stinker...
2006-12-31 06:16:18
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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I have been married twice ,,, total Years,,, 30 NEVER once in all those years did a husband ever hear me fart... I was taught at a young age that ' LADIES " don't fart in front of people... BUT I do have friends who have fart contests with their hubby's,,, sick i say
2006-12-31 06:17:50
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answered by MissMonk 7
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It's a normal bodily function and while I try to keep it as quiet as possible if I'm not alone, sometimes it is quite audible (or worse, smelly).
I don't tend to warn anyone, but If it's one that will be noticed I apologize for the noise/odor.
2006-12-31 06:16:24
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answered by . 7
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I once farted on a boyfriend when I was sitting astride him. He retaliated and did the same thing. We couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes.
2006-12-31 06:15:50
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answered by cane_my_bottom 1
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My husband farts all the time! You gotta do it, do it! But if you have been with a person for like a few omnths, dont do that crap cause its a turn off.
2006-12-31 06:16:10
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answered by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4
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Depends on the moment. Most of the time I'll just let her rip.
2006-12-31 06:15:42
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answered by Jilli Bean 5
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I only warn him if he is somewhere near my backside. Like, if he is spooning me or something. But if not, then I'll just letter rip.
2006-12-31 12:41:03
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answered by Abby C 5
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We've been together a long long time, we're not embarrassed anymore but we always make comments like "eeewww", puerco(pig) jokingly of course
2006-12-31 06:16:35
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answered by jabbergirl 4
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try walking away or if u on the middle of something than try holding it in as long as u can.
2006-12-31 06:29:44
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answered by bestkany 2
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Hold it in....or excuse yourself to go to the restroom and let it all out....
2006-12-31 06:16:51
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answered by leazngurl 5
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