What else can we name after Ronald Reagan?

Question

We named National Airport after him and 1000 other things. Surely there must be more we can do to honor the greatest leader humankind has ever known.

Maybe we can name ketchup after him, since that is what passed for a vegetable in school lunches when he was president? Or maybe we can call it "Reaganizing" to lie so you can do things your way and keep it a secret from the congress and the American people?

Maybe we can put his face on all the large denominations of our money, since he did so much to help the wealthy?

Surely there must be more ways we can honor this great man who single handedly saved the world when he knocked down the Berlin Wall with his enormous Republican c0Ck and crushed the entire Soviet Union with his giant testicles of Conservative Justice.

Answer 1

A homeless shantytown.

Reagan did more promoting the use of cardboard as a building material than anyone.

Answer 2

I loved Ronald Reagan but last night I was watching a movie and there was an extermely profound line.

In Back to the Future, when Doc sees a camcorder for the first time he said, " Wow personal television studios. No wonder the President was an actor, he has to look good on the television."

Answer 3

It is mind boggling how they elevate this 20 Mule Team Borax, Grade B actor spokesmodel to hero status, but then again they don't have many heroes to brag about. Lucky for us that he slept through his second term. The American people are so gullible, it borders on delusion. Sorry most people didn't 'ketch the ketchup thing, Reagan had the government class ketchup as a vegetable to prove that he was feeding our schoolchildren. Good memory!

Answer 4

Isn't this so clever? Do a little research. All the clowns in the 80s who poked fun at him recently had their little fantasy bubble broken when some staffers let the cat out of the bag that the man was brilliant and made his own policy choices. You can do better to try to besmirch the memory of a decent man. Try harder.

Answer 5

There has GOT to be a new uninhabitable toxic waste dump site somewhere since Dumbya likes to create them. Down with Dictator Dumbya!!!

Answer 6

Ronaldus Maximus was the greatest president ever!

Answer 7

I fail to see how your rant is applicable here at all, but I would say Reagan's ketchup (if that was true.. your proof?) was better for America than Bill Clinton's ideal of morals.

Answer 8

Mabye we can re-name some of the things we already re-named "Martin Luther King". Maybe we could take back the Presidents' birthdays we traded for a rabble-rouser's and name them Ronald Reagan Day.

Answer 9

let's replace Grant on the $50 with him.

Answer 10

haha, those are some good ideas

maybe we can rename Niagara Falls: Reagan Falls, because his "trickle down" policies worked so well!