I mean god awful.
I mean bad acting, bad story, badly shot.
So damn bad it made your eyes bleed.
2006-12-31 06:02:02 · 32 answers · asked by JC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I buy a lot of those 10 pack DVDs at Best Buy, like "Drop Dead Gore-geous", and "Flesh Eaters", most of which consist of direct to video dreck from the 80s and 90s, so I see MANY MANY terrible movies, very few of which are in the "so bad it's good" category. I'll try to give you a run down of the worst of the worst.
10. "Hell Asylum" or really, any video by director Danny Draven. The guy sucks and his movies suck worse. Avoid at all costs.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0294852/
9. "Invasion of the Star Creatures" - Utterly amatuerish movie about two alien Amazons named Poona and Tanga (nudge nudge). http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0128274/
8. "The Skydivers" -one of 3 blisteringly bad movies from director Coleman Francis. "Beast of Yucca Flats and "Red Zone Cuba" suck equally bad. Take your pick. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057507/
7. "Beware! The Blob!" - Directed by a clearly drunk Larry Hagman, who was never allowed to direct a movie ever again. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068271/
6. "Mortuary" -Starring Denise Crosby and directed by Tobe "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" Hooper. He has apparently lost whatever talent he had. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415167/
5. "The Zombie Chronicles" - Filmed ina new 3D process, which you have to BUY AND INSTALL to view in 3D. Doens't matter, you can't hide the fact the actors are stumbling around wearing slowly drying pancake mix on thei faces to simulate decomposition. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0272950/
4. "Brain from Planet Arous" - John Agar made many terrible movies in his so called acting career, but this one beats them all by a country mile. Great effort is made to tell you how blazingly HOT it is in the desert where Agar carries out his research. It MUST be hot; check out those pit stains on Agar... the ones which end before they actually get under the arm. Alien brain posseses Agar so as to rape his girlfriend. She's concerned because he's slightly less lecherous than normal. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050210/
5. "They Saved Hitler's Brain" - Need I say more? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265870/
4. "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" - features a pre-pube Pia Zadora and both the hokiest polar bear costume and dumbest robot costume ever to be committed to celluloid. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058548/
3. "Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter" - Winner of 1966's Palm De HUH? Award. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060558/
2. "Kong Island" - YOU figure it out. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062946/#comment
and my NUMBER one worst movie of all time is....
1. "Edward D. Wood's Orgy of the Dead" - Nothing but the ugliest women in Hollywood stumbling around topless for 70 minutes. Fit only for 1970s- era raincoat crowds. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054240/
2006-12-31 08:20:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i did not examine your info so I basically wrote 3 paragraphs on that are the scariest videos i've got even considered lmao ok right here we bypass lower back. I hate that teenage horror sort. And maximum low-funds movies. and flicks that are mentioned as horror while they're truthfully basically rivers of blood and weapons everywhere. there is this action picture, can not remember the call however the factor is the guy can now not sleep and one night he wakes up and his thumb is lacking. Then he chases all of it over the region and it drowns interior the tub. It became gross, pretend looking and on ideal of it i could not get as much as yet chortle to the stupidity and how that's what some human beings locate frightening.
2016-10-19 07:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have 2 of them the first one is open waters it was totally boring it was about 2 people who go on vacation then the go scubadiving which is ok but they end up swimming to far and miss the boat and no body realizes that they are missing but when they see a boat they just stay put where there at instead of trying to swim to it in the end they get eating but sharks but by the middle of the movie i was voting for the sharks. and the second worst film i think is the currently out on dvd is the movie decent. bad storyline bad acting bad ending nothing makes any sense.don't know why there were aliens or monsters in cave or or anything all in all very bad...
2006-12-31 08:15:34 · answer #3 · answered by Tammie G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Patty Hearst Story. The movie takes place in a closet!!
She was kidnapped and put there.
Imagine sitting in a theatre watching a black scene with an occasional murmur and opening of the door for 2 hours!!
Dude...Talk about ticked off!!
2006-12-31 07:30:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buffalo 66
2006-12-31 06:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some I don't even remember the names of, but I think the movie 'frogs" was up among them and "the stuff". There were some really bad drive-in movies back in the 60's and 70's
2006-12-31 06:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Descent, An American Haunting
2006-12-31 06:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by _mixQueen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the matrix 2 and 3
2006-12-31 06:48:56 · answer #8 · answered by altonbush 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frankenstein from the book by Mary Shelly
2006-12-31 06:11:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spice World!
2006-12-31 06:10:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋