Fun Gay places in Sao Paulo, Brazil?

Question

First time traveller to Sao Paulo, just have 2 days. Which are the FUN places to go to?

Answer 1

Echo Homo



One more remark about the gay thing. I saw gay, male couples sitting and making out for literally hours. I always reckoned the absence of cock teasing to be one of several enviable benefits of homosexuality, all of which are related to not having to accommodate women. Like, if you make out for more than ninety seconds, it’s off to bed for quick orgasms followed by immediate slumber. With all of the money you saved by not squandering it on chicks, you ould afford a Filipino houseboy to make the sandwiches. It was disappointing to see that getting gaylaid can be such a project and this killed what laziness based bi-curiosity I might have had.

Many clubs here have "Trash 80s" night at least once a week. I went to a club called Caravaggio to check it out.. The music was a mix of American and Brazilian pop hits from the 80s, including some nostalgic children’s tunes and cartoon theme songs. This included a couple of songs by the legendary children’s entertainer, Xuxa, who is a prime example of why I love this country. Now, I know what you’re thinking here. "Yeah, it’s pretty awesome that the Brazilian Mr. Rogers is a hot blonde who struts around in a bikini." It’s much better than that, my friend. Turns out that Xuxa made a pornographic film in which she seduced and underage boy–like for real. She actually had sex with a twelve-year-old kid on camera. And this happened before her career as a children’s entertainer–or rather her second such career. So in other words, in Brazil, ******* children on film does not disqualify you from hosting a children’s television show. I’m strongly considering modifying Yakov Smirnoff’s routine and moving there to live as a stand up comedian.

In broader terms, the club scene is about the same as the US or Europe. The biggest difference from the US is that the Brazilians, like the rest of the world and the great state of Nevada, let their adult citizens consume alcohol whenever they damn well please. This means that rather than closing absurdly early, clubs get going late. Things start up at about 1am and can run past dawn. Also a factor here is that Brazilians apparently do not sleep at all. Weeknights, 3am, nobody is even considering going to bed. The cast of characters at Caravaggio was familiar. There’s Chris Rock’s guy who’s not really old, but just too old to be in the club ie me in about 45 minutes. There’s the fantastically obese chick who insists on unleashing dance moves lifted from Britney Spears videos. The women are mostly there to put on a show of looking sexy (and they are perhaps the hottest in the world), rather than looking to hook up. I’m told that there are bars where people go just looking to mate, but this does not appear to be the case at manydance clubs. That hardly stopped me though. Meet Liza.

Answer 2

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