2006-12-31 04:30:01 · 15 answers · asked by Scorpion 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
single white male seeks single mentally unbalanced female for short but interesting casual romance.
2006-12-31 05:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by Sabamika 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Overweight Guy Seeks Angelina Jolie Or Reasonable Facsimile
2006-12-31 12:31:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
DESIRED......
Male, age 30-40, single/divorced, w/wo kids.
Must be loving, warm, kind and friendly. Sense of humor a must! Self-sufficient, dependable and reliable. Open, honest and good communication skills. Must pass IQ and background screening. Minor criminal history, limited drug and alcohol use and college education not necessary, but a bonus. Must be good with kids and love animals. Spontanious and romantic. Snuggling a must. Must enjoy a diverse range of movies and activities. Receptive to change and is not easily intimidated by strong, independant and creative women. Good at foot rubs and cooking is a plus! Must be secure in sense of self and desire long term committed relationship. Clean, neat & tidy. But not obsessive/compulsive. Must be able to work hard and play hard. Compassionate and sensitative to the needs of women. Spiritual but not religious. Handy man and automotive experience nice, but not necessary. Must believe in magic and candy. Players, gold diggers, muchers, losers and abusers need not apply.
I'm not to picky, am I?
2006-12-31 13:08:10 · answer #3 · answered by frigidx 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if i would place a personal ad it would only be to **** someone, not to have a relationship, because the chicks who answer them are desperate. i would say something like
i am horny come and **** me. i have a huge dick, and i want you.
haha
2006-12-31 12:33:50 · answer #4 · answered by nolanthecat 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woman needs bowling lessons.
2006-12-31 12:34:22 · answer #5 · answered by Bowllynn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SWF looking for SW/BM for hanging around and seeing what goes from there.
2006-12-31 12:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by lilygateau 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lets make a difference or make soemones day
2006-12-31 12:34:55 · answer #7 · answered by Hunnypox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmmmm
i'll get a new look ,wear light clothes and i'll say:
do you think that i'm going to do like this
2006-12-31 12:35:54 · answer #8 · answered by luckyducky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
22 year old blond with blue eyes, tall and slim figure.
Yeah, only way you'll be near me is in your dreams buddy!
2006-12-31 12:34:39 · answer #9 · answered by Clio 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
girl seeking large slice of cake or pie
2006-12-31 12:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ ROSENRO+ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋