and the doctor said i wont be out until the spring what shall i do in the meantime
2006-12-31 04:12:34 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
lol.....what a beautiful flower you will be!
Jayme you're funny..
2006-12-31 08:49:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like other bulbs, daffodils can be forced. Stay inside, warm, and keep the lights on and you'll be blooming in no time!
2006-12-31 04:21:01 · answer #2 · answered by Holly 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Got it in a text years ago from an old bf, thought he was really in hospital, sent a big worried msg back and then got the joke about 10 mins later, felt pretty stupid!!
2016-03-29 02:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the heater on as hot as it can get and stay in a bathtub full of water. You''ll bloom in no time! Happy Blooming New Year!
2006-12-31 04:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by Tess@ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wandered lonley as a cloud,
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I heard a shout,
"Stop eatin me bleedin daffodils".
2006-12-31 21:22:04 · answer #5 · answered by aloedistributor.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat a wild onion..they are out all the time where I live. They smell really good if you like that sort of thing.
2006-12-31 04:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
GO TO SLEEP UNTILL THEN.
CALL ME IN SPRING WHEN YOU COME OUT, I WILL COME AND PICK YOU TO KEEP BIRDS AND EES AWAY. I WILL PULL OUT ALL YOUR PETALS.
I MIGHT, IF IM IN A GOOD MOOD GIVE YOU A DRINK! IVE MANAGED TO MAKE THIS NEW COCKTAIL CALLED WEEDKILLER. WANT TO TRY SOME IN SPRING WITH A BIT OR SPARY ICE?
2006-12-31 13:42:46 · answer #7 · answered by lovelylaura 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat an amaryllis next time!
They're always out by New Year!
2006-12-31 04:14:59 · answer #8 · answered by puffy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Learn some proper jokes!!!! Ha Ha!! Only joking, its good that joke, I heard it a while ago but it still makes me chuckle!! Happy New Year xxxxx
2006-12-31 04:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you related to the woman from leeds who swallowed a packed of seeds ?
2006-12-31 04:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha I actually though the beginning part was funny but hte n i read the second part and it ruined the joke.
oh well happy new year, see you in the spring
2006-12-31 04:15:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋