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I think your butler should spend the time polishing your boots properly - you cannot expect the staff to have ideas above their station and actually expect to celebrate a new year? This privilege is reserved only for the posh, of which you are one. So I would get some decent totty around, open a few bottles of champers and spend a convivial evening in the company of your fellow aristocrats.
Tally ho !

2006-12-31 04:05:25 · answer #1 · answered by gorgeousfluffpot 5 · 1 0

Ask your Butler for advice on English grammar. One NEVER uses lower case " i ", when referring to oneself ! Spend the rest of the day repainting your trailer, I shall be decanting the St Estephe, and giving the staff the evening off.

2006-12-31 12:13:24 · answer #2 · answered by ED SNOW 6 · 1 0

getting plastered on all the expensive booze that is normally locked away in a cabinet,,,, what ever alse happens on a booze filled new years eve should stay strictly between the butler and you!!!!

2006-12-31 12:04:23 · answer #3 · answered by mikey101 3 · 0 0

Play the Withnail & I game.
Settle down & watch the film: every time they drink something you have to drink it too... including the lighter fluid

Have a nice one & see you in casualty ;)

2006-12-31 12:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by Blathers 3 · 0 0

ditch the butler and get a life

2006-12-31 12:03:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe a game of strip poker and some intimate friendliness after wards?

2006-12-31 11:58:13 · answer #6 · answered by chocolatebunny 5 · 1 0

You could auction your Bentley or Rolls Royce on here and give me the proceeds. :-) Happy New Year Everyone

2006-12-31 11:59:10 · answer #7 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0 0

Invite the rest of us over for a big FREE party!

2006-12-31 11:57:46 · answer #8 · answered by Karma Chimera 4 · 3 0

Have him fix you a nice tray of food, eat what you like and make him eat the remainder.
If he's gay, watch your back, unless you are, of course.
--That Cheeky Lad

2006-12-31 15:14:17 · answer #9 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0 0

I would start by looking for a life.

2006-12-31 11:57:39 · answer #10 · answered by bballfan81 2 · 1 1

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