I have a friend who hasn't had a proper poo for a few days and is scared she may have an alien inside her...what can I suggest she do to help shift it out?
2006-12-31 01:45:21 · 10 answers · asked by janetots 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
how long is a few days??? We are all different and usually the body sorts itself out with the help of prunes and fruit etc (as other answers say). Try the natural methods first, eg fruit, prunes befoe laxatives. Using laxatives too often isn't good for the insides. drinking lots of water helps - if we get dehydrated then the poo also finds it more difficult to move.
2006-12-31 02:00:00 · answer #1 · answered by Star 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Define a proper poo!
Send in a poo troll to lasoo the blighter and then tug it out. Be careful it doesn't break in two.
2006-12-31 01:48:36 · answer #2 · answered by banjo booee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to go to her local drug store and purchase a strong laxative. However keep in mind that she'll have to stay home because her restroom will be occupied. Tell her to eat salads and fruit and milk. These items help to digest which also make you go on a regular basis.
2006-12-31 01:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by demlimbas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to poo (can't believe I just used that word) every day...
Oh, I suggest you get a new friend...
2006-12-31 04:43:22 · answer #4 · answered by Fu Manchu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lactulose Syrup....ET wont stand a chance!
2006-12-31 01:52:26 · answer #5 · answered by puffy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She needs to flush you out of her life then everything will go smoothly.
2006-12-31 03:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by Nini 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to go see a shrink. You probably should too! Heh!
2006-12-31 02:03:55 · answer #7 · answered by Laura Renee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PRUNES OR pRUNE JUICE....ANY TYOE OF LAXATIVE WILL DO...AND IF NONE OF THET WORKS GO SEE A DOCTOR..THERE IS ALWAYS POSSIBILTY OF A BOWEL OBSTRUCTION...
2006-12-31 01:54:27 · answer #8 · answered by Life....it blows! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prunes, dried apricots or liquorish
they work for my grandmother
2006-12-31 03:20:27 · answer #9 · answered by candycane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is poo ?
2006-12-31 01:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by Sunlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋