it says "ill have a pint of lager please and a.........?.
sounds like plain keys
2006-12-31 00:23:56 · 13 answers · asked by sean_5505 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
and a pack of flakies. i think they are like frazzels
http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/two.htm
2006-12-31 00:26:48 · answer #1 · answered by gina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fairly obscure (by today's standards) punk pathetique joke act, Splodgenessabounds will forever be remembered for their pub anthem, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have some pickled onions,
And a little bit of cheese, please.
Thank you.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
And I've got all the right money
And all that, please.
Thank you.
Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I've been here half hour
And I'm getting very thirsty!
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Over here!
Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Why won't you serve me?
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager—
Listen, I'm getting impatient, John!
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of fff crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of
(Time, gentlemen, please!)
And a packet of crisps.
Oh. Ooh.
2006-12-31 00:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Horse radish crisps.
2006-12-31 00:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive always thought it sounds like "and a pack of baked beans"! Doesnt really go, so its probably wrong, sorry!!
2006-12-31 00:35:01 · answer #4 · answered by tonnage 17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first couple or series, stopped watching after that moron bloke joined. I only liked Janet and Johnny.
2016-03-29 01:52:36 · answer #5 · answered by Edeltraud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can find them at this fine site! Enjoy!
http://www.mrry.co.uk/articles/1624
....I've been here half an hour and I'm getting very thirsty!
2006-12-31 00:27:41 · answer #6 · answered by Bart S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wroght the lyric back in earley eaighters sent you copey how it makes sence now l&k kev
2006-12-31 00:41:31 · answer #7 · answered by kevin a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS PLEASE, REPEATED TWICE,2 PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS :)
2006-12-31 00:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
packet of crisps?
2006-12-31 00:26:23 · answer #9 · answered by vidishido 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pack of flakeys xx
2006-12-31 00:26:53 · answer #10 · answered by hana woo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋